Still alive, wot?!

**CaptnJackSparrow** · 07-08-2010,09:03 AM

Ahoy ta oll me HF Friends!! Yer presence adds an agreeable sense of the macabre to my very fine delirium.. I 'ave been sailin'... quite a lot actually.... with nary a moment ta coll me own ta sign in 'ere an read th' words or letters tha' be grouped inta words tha' spell out thoughts an' intentions o' those sendin out said or forementioned words, savvy? Fer at this very moment, I am in Charlotte (NC), jus' woken up from a short slumber after 'avin' flown oll night (called red-eye) from tha' strange port tha' is.. San Francisco. Th' hour was 6am tha' I did land 'ere, an' promptly shut me eyes an' slumbered fitfully after reachin' th' 'otel. One 4hour leg back 'ome tonight an' free from any more duty I am fer two days..

'really, I 'ave been flyin' way too much (fer those wonderin, an airline pirate I am, fer US Scareways), an' me days off 'tween those trips be short, 2 or 3 wit' an entire chest of lists and things ta do. Me own wench and youngest pirate-ette, be East, set upon th' shore of Jersey, goin' on 7 weeks now ta escape tha' murderous 'eat we 'ave in th' Valley, tho I do naught think o' it as great.. they'd rather trade said 'eat fer tha' wretched 'umidity. Bu' 'ere be a lovin' thot fer yer mind.. a trip tha' I did 'ave, traded it fer a trip (I'm currently on) tha' does go to Jersey, ta see me bonnie lass, who did drive (wot is this driving I wonder?) to me 'otel an' meet me fer several hours in which we dallied.. after, wit' a sad, 'eavy 'eart I did send 'er away, back ta 'er own place as I did prepare to sail back West, to tha' wretched Port of Frisco, from which I did land 'ere this morning, jus' several hours ago in fact.. 'ow I am even awake, an' conversin' is a feat upto itself, an' that without even a single drop o' rum too! So I did trade an' endure th' terrible beastie tha' is this 4-day trip, oll fer th' love o' me wench..

With th' invention o' those wonderful inventions tha' be called, "shell fones".. 'least, I do think they be called tha'.. in contact I can remain wit' me friends, an' friends o' friends, on tha' previously mentioned location tha' others like me call "Facebook". Thru tha' medium, electronically, I am able ta speak, or write, as it were, me thoughts, locations, plans, dealings, doings, goings on, actions, images, pictures, or pictures o' images, or images o' pictures, either one.. an' thoughts o' others can be conveyed back to me, by those on said medium and location... Wot's oll this mean ya might ask.. be jus' tha' if ya was ta -get- on this said medium, or location, ya would find, ta yer, hearts content, many, many others from this Forum ta share yer thoughts an' smiles with!!

When I am in me 'ome port, 'sides keepin' me shack afloat wit' repairs, I spend me time makin' props fer me yard.. mostly, an' I can naught believe th' words be comin' out me mouth.. Christmas light displays.. wrapped 4 Leapin' Arches on 4th July weekend I did, then sequence music ta them.. an' 4 more mus' be made, 'long with 8 more mini-trees (tomato cages wrapped with mini lights) an' a re-design o' me Mega-Tree (12' pvc pole with 32 strings o' individually colored (separate red, green, white color) mini-light strings, an' eight, 16channel light-o-rama light controllers. Thi' is such a big project tha' I 'ave naught begun any Halloween props! AVAST!! I know, I know, bu' tis a must, ta spend me time doin' those things as they take longer than halloween prop planning and construction. An' as I did decide ta give th' Pearl an' 'er crew a lil vacation (it's in dry-dock), a haunted playground is planned, it's construction is short, simple, easy, it shall be started beginnin' o' October. 'ere.. go on my YouTube page ( http://www.youtube.com/user/skygodtj ) and look at me lights from 2009.. I dare ya

When I am naught, repairin', buildin' or wrappin' fer any particular 'oliday, I am sailin' on me motorcycle.. I am tryin' ta acquire tha' wonderously fine beast called a Ninja ta terrorize th' streets with.. Careful I am 'bout ridin' safely too.

Me lil swabbettes be fine.. School begins 'bout Aug 10th, so bu' 'nother month an' tha' cacophony o' voices be 'eard echoin' down th' 'alls on campuses nearly Valley-wide.. Oh... Joy.. Where's th' rum???

Well, I see by th' 'ands on th' clock on th' wall (desk) tha' we have lost time, precious time, which cannot be recovered once lost.. so 'tis wit' a 'eavy 'eart tha' I mus' close me eyes 'gain, as me fingers be 'avin' a tough time findin' th' proper keys as it were.. mus' be th' total lack o' rum..

So, I shall attempt ta rest me eyes fer a while, then rise an' find the galley an' seek some food an' rum ta quell these noises comin from me gut..

Again, converse, talk, chat with yer scurvy 'mates 'bout Facebook, an' join th' rest o' us Haunters on it.. Ya shall get ta see me everydaaaaay

Be well...

Capt Jack