Thread: Christmas is coming!

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Hi to you all.

I want to share a German comedic radioshow with you, don't be afraid you don't have to speak german, unfortunately I cant't upload the soundfile (the forum allows only 97,7kb - needed: 1,78 MB) - if anyone wants to have it, can send it by mail, just contact me.
Hope you'll enjoy it, took me about a hour to translate.

Greetz

Hellowinnie

Cuz I wasn't able to upload the soundfile, here is the text I translated. hope I made not too many mistakes, my native language is German, so sometimes it's a little difficult writing English.



Sunday, 1st advent 10:00 am: In the row settlement "Önkelstieg" the retiree "Erna B." let's her grandson "Norbert" install 3 electrical candles on the windowboard of her livingroom.

- Pre-christmas atmosphere is spreading around. The joy is great!

10:14 am: By emptying the wastebin, her neighbor " Ottfried P." oberserves the provokant christmas offensive in the house next door and counterattacks promptly with the set-up of the 10-arm danish candleset with 15 Watt each in the kitchenwindow. Hours later the whole settlement "Önkelstieg" shines thoughtful in the light of 134 electrical window decorations.

7:03 pm: The engineer of the watch at the coal power station "Sottrup-Höcklage" about 14 km away, recognises by mistake a damage of the ammeters for the area "Stenkelfeld - North", but to begin he's unsuspecting anything.

8:17 pm: The married couple "Horst and Heidi E." succeded to connect a ladder network of 96 halogen movie lamps through all trees of their fruit garden to the three-phase network. Parts of the domestic bird world begins confused to build nests.

8:56 pm: The discotheque owner "Alfons K." feels compelled to contribute a part to the pre-christmas atmosphere by his own and installs the laser set-up "Metropolis" on the flat roof of his bungalow, that's one of the Europeen most powerful. The 40 m high facade of an adjoining elevator resists the non stopping fire, projecting a Santa Claus, several minutes, before it crumbles down with an ugly noise.

9:30 pm: By the excitement of a julklapp party at the coal power station "Sottrup-Höcklage" dies away the danger signal from generator hangar 5.

9:50 pm: The 85 years old war veteran "August R." conjures with 190 skybeamers of the type "Varta Volkssturm" the star of Bethlehem on the low clouds.

10:12 pm: A group of asiatic businessmen with light baggage and summery clothing strays frightened through the settlement "Önkelstieg". Previously a Boing 747 of the Singapore Airlines with the target Sidney, landed by mistake on the driveway of the bakery "Brörmeier", that was plastered with 3000 coloured fluorescent tubes.

10:37 pm: The NASA space probe "Voyager 7" transmits from the border of the Milky Way pictures of a supposedly supernova on the north hemisphere of the earth. The experts in Houston are perplexed.

10:50 pm: A slightly quake shakes the area of the coal power station "Sottrup-Höcklage", the whole complex with 30 turbines runs with 350 MW (Mega Watts) roaring beyond the maximum load.

11:06 pm: In the bright as day lightened estate "Önkelstieg" wakes up the student "Bettina U.", rejoices by mistake about the sunny december morning. Exactly at 11:23 pm she operates the switch of her coffee maker.

11:12 pm and 14 seconds: Through the sudden darkness of the whole area "Stenkelfeld" breaks the explosion of the coal power station "Sottrup-Höcklage" like an echo of thunder. Distracted humans are straying through the pitch-dark villages - Humans like you and me, those, for whom, one candle on the Advent wreath was not enough.


To the admins: Please can you delete my first post? It's unnecessary I made a new one with the whole story in it!

Many thanks

hellowinnie