Thread: Where to hide the coffin

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My dear hubby Pieter's birthday is tomorrow.
His 95 year old extremely dutch and religious father announced that he will be stopping by to visit Pieter tomorrow on his birthday. I believe this is the first time he's visited US since I've lived here. We normally have to go to him.

So, now the question is...............WHERE TO HIDE THE COFFIN!!! lol

I'm like, well Pieter maybe he'd enjoy seeing what you made. And he's like, oh there is NO WAY I'm going to let him see the coffin hahaha I haven't totally americanized him yet!

Wish me luck!

MsM

Tell PieEater I said Happy Birthday, he must be one great guy (for putting up with your mouth,that is). Cant help you with the coffin, all I know how to hide is bodies.

Just cover it with a board and a table cloth and serve the food off of it. Can't tell you how many times we've done that with Crushers cage during parties for the people afraid of snakes...... They'd probably die if we told them he was under the counter they were getting their food from.

P.S. Tell Pieter I say Happy B-day and hope he has a great day

Originally Posted by The Pod

Just cover it with a board and a table cloth and serve the food off of it. Can't tell you how many times we've done that with Crushers cage during parties for the people afraid of snakes...... They'd probably die if we told them he was under the counter they were getting their food from.

P.S. Tell Pieter I say Happy B-day and hope he has a great day

I'm not sure I can do that and still keep a straight face the whole evening hahahaha

Originally Posted by wristslitter

Tell PieEater I said Happy Birthday, he must be one great guy (for putting up with your mouth,that is). Cant help you with the coffin, all I know how to hide is bodies.

my mouth?? hahahahaha

Originally Posted by MsMeeple

I'm not sure I can do that and still keep a straight face the whole evening hahahaha

Would your Father-in-law feel better about it if Pieter said he built the coffin specifically for you.....