If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
~ Pilgrims!
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
~ Because they use such FOWL language
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
~ Boy! I'm stuffed!
Why did the man invest in feathers?
~ He heard the stock market was going down!
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"Sounds like a lot of supernatural baloney to me."
"Supernatural, perhaps. Baloney, perhaps not."
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