Thread: Scream Party Headquarters

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A few of us were in the chat room and "Politics" cam up. and well... one thing lead to another.

So I'm throwing my head into the ring and running for President of the Haunted States of America! I am a member of the "Scream Party".

To be fair, I think another one of us should run against me. And that we should pick running mates. Answer questions and make speeches.

On Oct. 31st. we should vote for the candidate that we like best. And that person becomes president of the Halloween People of the internet. (not really, but it's just for fun and mockery of the elections which always suck anyway...)

i like the idea look like fun can't wait who will be the other candidate lolllllllll!

Ask not what you can goul for your country.
But what your country can goul for you!

I know as well as anyone else how hard of an financial burden it is these days to sustain a haunted household. That's why I plan to form a bill to present to congress, (If they ever get off their dead *sses and actually do something,) that will help relieve the haunt-owner from mounting financial problems.

We saw how well that Economic Stimulus Check plan worked. It was a suicide pill, administered by the goverment. Might as well have 200,000 volts through it and obtain the same results. (Gee that sounds familiar.) A smoldering economy.

So, lets hang it up, and base trade upon currency made of Monster Mud. This is entirely cheaper than the completely complex currency that is so expensive to produce and maintain. It just isn't worth it anymore.

Healthcare should be gutted. Any members who dies in the new healthcare system will be freeze dried and become rentable props and the proceeds will fund ALF (the Arisol Lung Foundation.)

We all know how much work we put into making our various haunts every year, just to hear about how a number of our fellow haunters work has been put under by vandalisim. Well, Licensed Haunters will become mandatory. Like a Hunting License. In fact it's pretty much the same. Almost interchangeable.

A cirtifiable service that states your have rights as a haunter. we'll make vandalisim punishable by a tranquelizer dart in the hehind. (Administered by the haunter via rifle or the traditional blow gun.)

After the vandal has recieved the tranquelizer, he gives up any rights to a normal life until November 1st. When they wake up, they'll be a living prop in your yard. If that doesn't control HIV, (Haunter's Igoramus Vandalisim,) I don't know what will.

I said "He" as a vandal, because I rarely, if ever, hear that a female has ever participated in vandalisim of a haunt. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I had never heard of that one. It's a "guy thing" and we all know that there are some guys out there who haven't got their heads screwed on quite right.

In closing, I would like to share with you a measure of the Haunter's Code with you.

To gather in suspitious places, like graveyards and the County morgue.
We beleive in the freedon to express our devotion for Halloween.
To pursue Life, (or not,) Liberties and the pursit of spookiness.
The inalienable right to bear arms and perhaps, a few legs.
To worship Freely, whomever "Freely" might be.
We believe in Freedom of Screech.
That all gouls are created equal.
We gravely hole these rites to be self evident.

*applauds I B H Wolfman*

WOOOHOOOO YEAH!!!

*standing ovation*