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    Victoriana Lady is offline Werewolf
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    My 16 year came out with this zinger.

    I told Megan I had to go for an osteoporosis test & to the dentist in the morning.

    Next morning I reminded her of my osteo test time.

    A few minutes later, still half asleep walking to the bathroom, she asks me,
    Mom what time did you say your autopsy was?

    My reply was, I know that I am getting old, but I'm not ready for that yet!!


    Later that day she asked me, How was your autopsy?
    My bones are just fine I told her.
    We both had a good laugh over that one.
    So did the technician that did my test.
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    That's like my hubby's co-worker who said she had to go to the doctor to have her prostate checked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maleficent View Post
    That's like my hubby's co-worker who said she had to go to the doctor to have her prostate checked.
    She? lol that is funny.
    halloween is a super cool holiday.
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    lol...funny!
    "Remember that Halloween is the most magical night of the year, so take advantage of it." -Ashton Loyd
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