Thread: Mother F**king Thieves

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So about a month ago someone stole a 2 gal gas can I had half full of kerosene. I was pissed but didn't call the police. Then a week ago I went down to check the mail and some d*ck head stole our baby car seat and most of my Halloween decorations that I custom made. So I called the cops and they made a report. So then today I go down and the stupid f**kers came back and took more sh!t including a $30 fog machine. I keep the stuff stored under our stairs because there is no where else for them. The stairs only go to our apartment which is on top of our garage. In other words it is not a stairwell for everyone. In fact NO ONE should even be at the end of the complex unless they are coming to our place. I have been after our landlord to put a door there for a month now (after the gas can was taken)but he is useless. So I called the cops today and the cop comes out and I am p!ssed. not yelling at him, but saying things like "I hope I can catch the little sh!ts" he tells me "Sir you need to calm down before I arrest you for disorderly conduct." WTF?!?!?!? I just said whatever, took my drivers license out of his hand and walked up stairs. He hollers "Do you want this report or not?" I said "I don't give a f**k" He said "I am going to put in the report your attitude. I just walked inside.

So This evening I took our storm door down from our main door and installed it down at the stairs and locked it. I installed a note reading "Attention Thieves, if you are caught on this property I will beat the sh!t out of you" then I installed a surveillance camera facing the door and put another note saying the property is under 24 hour video and audio surveillance.

I am tired of this sh!t. I was tempted to block the area under the stairs off a little and put a rattle snake in there and let them find that. Or a bear trap.

What the hell is anyone going to do with Styrofoam tombstones and plastic skeletons. The officer tells me today (and I quote exactly) "with gas prices the way they are, you might better expect more of this." WHAT THE F***????!???? I told him. that they better expect to get the sh!t beat out of them.

man, that effin sucks, but i have to admit, i was very entertained while reading your post and your ability to tell a story.

Ouch, that sucks

Hauntedhonda, you are quite the colorful story teller. I agree with Kallie, while I am really sorry to hear this happened to you I was very entertained on how you told it. I myself had someone slash two Blow ups we had last year right before the big party, they were these grim reaper archways, so i took them down, pulled the lights out and hand them sewn back up so they would be back up in time for the party. Plus I was hoping that the vandals that did it woud go by and see that they were fine. This year we are installing cameras ourselves for that same reason. Hopefully that will be the last of your run of bad luck.

Man, that sucks. We were broken into and robbed last year, and it is a sh**ty feeling. Very violated. It changes how you look at things. My hubby went over the deep end for a while, still is alitlle bit, but he was ready to go after someone with a gun, he had one ready to grab.And a baseball bat. I guess what parts he dind't shoot, he was going to pummel.

You should have gotten the F'ing cop's badge number, and reported his smartass comments to a supervisor. Baisically he's saying because the economy is bad "tough crap. Your taxes pay our paycheck every week, but please don't expect anything from us because we're worthless pieces of crap that can't handle the job." What a dumbass thing to say to someone. Geesh.

I was tempted to block the area under the stairs off a little and put a rattle snake in there and let them find that. Or a bear trap.

Yeah. Then you'd get arrested or sued for trying to protect your property wrongfully or some stupid crap like that.

Originally Posted by Halloweiner

You should have gotten the F'ing cop's badge number, and reported his smartass comments to a supervisor. Baisically he's saying because the economy is bad "tough crap. Your taxes pay our paycheck every week, but please don't expect anything from us because we're worthless pieces of crap that can't handle the job." What a dumbass thing to say to someone. Geesh.



Yeah. Then you'd get arrested or sued for trying to protect your property wrongfully or some stupid crap like that.

When the officer left I called back and requested his supervisor come out and take a report and I told him how the other guy acted. Of course all he said was I must have misunderstood him.



bethene,

When I lived in Orlando Fl we were robbed 3 times in 8 months. I understand your husbands rage. I sit at the top pf my stairs at night now waiting for the little sh*ts to return.

"I'm sorry officer, they must have tripped down the stairs trying to run and landed with their face on the ground...over and over and over."



So I have decided not to do Halloween this year. I will keep an eye out for my stuff on someone's house.

I feel bad you aren't doing halloween. Maybe when things settle down, you'll feel more like it. Even though alot of your things are gone, don't let the a$$holes win!

YEah, don't give up Halloween yet...it's too early. It sucks that this happened but don't let the jacknuts win...keep your dog in the fight..