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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of
panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that .After the girls did their business they
proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'That's nothing 'said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her arss that said.....'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.''

Originally Posted by The Spookster

...fold it over and stick it back in your pocket

ummmmm....IT folds?

Im happy to see you...really...I am

Originally Posted by The Spookster

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of
panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that .After the girls did their business they
proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'That's nothing 'said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her arss that said.....'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.''

LOL. That's Awesome.

Happy Friday everyone. Big DR's appointment today, my physical therapist suggested I throw my other shoe in the car so we'll see.
Other than that, I'm finally feeling like myself after being miserabley sick for a week. Where's Brandy??

Oh, Rose had her Baby!! Here's the blurb I got:

Ewan Craig
Born 4/8 @ 10:10pm
8lbs 7oz 21 inches long

We are all doing well although not getting much sleep. I've been able to get into my pre-pregnancy pants for two days now so I'm happy - although I certainly wouldn't be seen in a bikini anytime soon!

Hope all is well with you and I'll talk to you soon!

I never heard if Haunt found any KC BBQ, if so, where did you go?

Aaaaaaand I guess that's it for now.

Good Morning.

Hey guys!

hehehe Randy. I bet you are!

I did get some BBQ. Some of it was brought in for lunch one day but I didn't hear where it came from. One night I went out to Fiorella's Jack Stack. It was very good. I don't know what I was expecting but my favorite BBQ place where I live is just as good if not better.

Congrats on the baby boy Rose!

Hello all,
Siv, I am always around....just not always talkative. xoxoxoxo

Congrats, Rose!!

Hope you guys have a great weekend.

Congats on the baby boy , Rose!
And congrats to you, Lynn on the weight loss, I know it is very hard!!
Siv, I hope all goes well with your doc appoiment, and can start wearing a shoe again.
I really don't gamble, just once or twice a year hubby and I go up north to a neat little town we like, take 30 - 40 dollars each, and have fun with the quarter machines till it's gone, if I can win enought to keep playing for a while, I am fine. This time I brought 40 with me,took home the 40 plus 107 more, so this time it was good, but I go with the idea that it is a few hours entertainment, a movie or night on the town costs as much, it something out of the ordinary to get away and do.Plus it is a great lget away, on lake michigan, nice beaches, board walk, etc. We also camp there some times, but this time stayed in a motel

Thanks for starting another weekly.....it IS spring cleaning time!!!

Congrats Lynn on the weight loss. Wish I had the will power to do it.
Congrats Rose & Hubby on the birth of your baby boy. 8 Lbs! There's a good healthy weight, bet he's got some mighty cute little cheeks.
Hope everyone has a great weekend!