Thread: For Laurie S.

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I thought you needed to have these pictures to place beside your bed Notice she has both eyes open....at least until you close yours.

I was very afraid to open this thread, Madame, very afraid indeed.....my word, do you have her running freely about your house?? Wow, she's like Chucky size, man, big enough to do some damage--and that jester hat tells me she'd probably be laughing maniacally as she tried to slowly strangle me with her beads. Better watch that one, Madame...I'm glad she and I are on different coasts.

(Can't help but dig those flowers across her cheeks and nose though...on second thought, it's probably just a charming ruse to disarm her victims...)

She is totally free to roam about the day and NIGHT. Do you want to see my doll whose eyes turned this really creepy shade of mauve? Now that one is really creepy...but she's confined to the closet in my bedroom...unless I forget to close the door at night and she sneaks out with all of her friends who live in there with her I'm just trying to help you work through your phobia Laurie. Is it working?

NO!! Uh no, no uh...you can just keep that crazy mauve-eyed doll to yourself. But why leave her unattended in the closet where she could be plotting any number of ambush situations when you opened the door? Wouldn't she be cozier say, tied to the bumper of the car, or in a steel box in a nice big landfill or something? I'm just sayin'.......

You are NOT helping me with my phobia..here we are talking about this when I'm gonna be heading to bed in a little while!

Oh Laurie....you've been such a good sport. So here's what I'm gonna do. I promise NOT to tie the mauve-eyed doll to the bumper of a car because then she might somehow find her way to your town. I'll keep her locked up at my house so she can only see you through the computer monitor if she gets loose.

Thank you for your mercy, Madame! I suppose I can live with that arrangement.