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    Its the Weekly...I Reckon
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    Monday Monday
    hate that day

    A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
    The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
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    LOL, good start for a Monday!!!
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    Last night F4 tornado hit the town that my in-laws live in :

    (Leaving here i a few minutes to head there to help with clean-up. Unfortunately there was one death.

    Crazy, crazy weather all over the place the past few days!!
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    Somebody needs to take all sharp objects away from me and wrap me in bubble wrap.
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    Just got back from the west slope.
    Crazy weather over there...it snowed at the 12,000 ft level...fall is coming!!!
    Hope your in-laws are o.k. J.Lantern.

    Now....back to mundania!
    "I never drink....wine. Well maybe just this once!"
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    Somebody needs to take all sharp objects away from me and wrap me in bubble wrap.
    We are so damn alike sometimes it really is FREAKY, you know that?

    Well I am done I made it through Monday--restuartant was slow but omg--I have just been ready to take anyone out that looks at me....

    It is so damn hot here I have had it. I am over it lol--

    Is everyone feeling better?
    RANDYMAN I hear you on monday.. I may be a lowly server but I have weekends off WHY do they go so fast? hehehehehhe and WHY do teachers think Parents want to do nothing but 1st grade homework all evening?

    The questions of life on a dam monday.

    Smacks, and hits, to you all and for those that won't let you hit them tie em down and beat em up anyway :P
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    So why did the chicken cross the road?
    To prove to the possum that it could be done.

    And this was my last monday of work!
    I don't want to just scare them... I want to mess them up for life!

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    Congrats on the last Monday of work thing, Spookineer.

    Today took more of a toll on me then I would have thought...I was not at work but was on the west slope finishing up a Festival some friends put on near Grand Junction Co.
    I was sleeping in a tent and a storm came last night and was raining heavily this morning, so I had to pack up wet stuff, drive 225miles in off and on rain, through the mountains and all the energy is gone now.....I guess it did not help matters that we were practicing mixology last night also......

    Moon- You are being eclipsed tonight...hehehehehehe
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    Bummer Jack, perpaps some "hair of the dog" may help? A cold one sounds good, I believe I will...
    I don't want to just scare them... I want to mess them up for life!

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    That was no dog last night.......

    More like a scaly beast from HELL......and if I see another bottle of Blackberry Rum, I just might scream.....But I am still gonna look for the right mix for that Satanic Potion!!!
    "I never drink....wine. Well maybe just this once!"
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