Thread: What Should I Do About A Bad Neighbor

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I have a Neighbor that has hated me ever scince she found out about my love for Halloween. She has thrown a rock through my window and made so many prank calls that I have had to change my phone number and many more things but I don't have time to get into it all. I would like to do something (TOTALLY LEGAL) that would affend her but not harm her or her property. Any ideas would be great. Last weekend I put on ALL black from head to toe and went out and did my yard work and cleaned out the car. That really botherd her, but I need more ideas. Remember they have to be legal. I am not looking to get into trouble, I just want to bother her.
Thanks in advance.

I'm just a little strange, just a little.

I did something to freak out a nasty neighbor once when I was in an apartment complex. I knew that the person was a devout Christian so I left a piece of paper with a pentagram on it that I had burned the edges of and put some fake blood on it and left it on her door.

Needless to say, we never had a problem with that neighbor again. I don't believe any of that stuff but it made her aware that she had ticked off the wrong person. I wasn't part of any cult and never have been but she didn't know that. Hee hee!

Were you able to prove she threw the rock at your window? I can't believe the nerve of some people! My neighbor was nice to me when I first moved in, but hasn't said a word since Halloween. Oh well, I have enough friends anyways.

Now, if I could just get my other neighbor's dog to stop crapping on my lawn....

"Howdy folks! Ya like blood, violence, freaks of nature?" -- Capt. Spaulding, House of 1000 Corpses

Yes she told my grandmother (whom I live next to and rent from) that she had thrown it through the window, but she said that it was an accident. She knows that my grandmother owns the house, but did not know that I was family. The rock was at least 7 inches long and 4 inches wide and it hit dead center in my daughters bedroom window at about 11:30 at night. She still never has said a word to me. I did file a report before I knew for sure that it was her.

I'm just a little strange, just a little.

Wooooohooooo finally a subject I can sink my teeth into....for starters get out your camera,last years body prop and some scuplting clay....first off take a few pictures of said wench for reference points...next start sculpting her likeness onto your body prop...once you have a reasonable resemblance go to the the local thrift store and buy a few seasonal outfits in her fashions of course.....Now for the fun.....set her outside like one of those damn concrete geese displays.....feel free to mutilate her in any way shape or form........

I'm the best at what I do, What I do isn't very nice

In the middle of the night..... brick in her front and rear doorwells....snip the telephone lines and run Hotwires to all window frames....

I'm the best at what I do, What I do isn't very nice

Start burying your garbage in her Petunia garden......start soon before the spring rush......

I'm the best at what I do, What I do isn't very nice

Call americas most wanted and tell them that you are 100% sure that their latest most wanted is living in the basement of your neighbors house.......

I'm the best at what I do, What I do isn't very nice

check to see if she owes back taxes on the property and if she does...Pay them off and evict her old brick throwing butt

I'm the best at what I do, What I do isn't very nice

join your local Hearse club and start hosting the weekly meetings at your house...be sure to invite the grunge band

I'm the best at what I do, What I do isn't very nice