Thread: What Should I Do About A Bad Neighbor

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Invite the 667 Neibors of the beast MC to your next Halloween Party!


"The last thing you will hear on your way to hell, is your guts snappin' like a bullwhip!"

take limburger cheese and put some in the heater of her car...

Cut the tendons behind her ankles and watch her flop around on the ground like a fish.....wait you said legal.......scratch that idea.......

I'm the best at what I do, What I do isn't very nice

If you have the stomach for it, there is always the "kill them with kindness" technique. Sincerity is the key. They'll eather get really parinoid, or if you're really lucky they start thinking you're their friend, then you really start messing with them. Stand just inside their personal space, look them in the eye just a little too long, stuff like that. As time goes by, start bringing up the intensity a little at a time, and have them catch you mumbling to your self, or completely loosing it at inatimate objects or at insignificant situations. Then you start dressing exactly like them and doing your hair the same way, the sky's the limit at this point, the freakier you get the better, hopefully soon after this they find a new place to live.

I like ALL of these ideas. bodybagging should write a book on this, I would buy it.
I probably should have mentiond that the Police Chief lives across the street from me and about 2 houses down from her "The Neighbor" and he seems to know everything that goes on in the neighborhood, yes he knows about her rock throwing episode. Anyway that is why I have to be carefull about the legal aspect of all of this.

I'm just a little strange, just a little.

You could just feed her paranoia. Light a bunch of candles every night in your house. Maybe set them in a circle near a window facing her place. Play some Rob Zombie religiously. Have some friends come over all dressed in black. Maybe she'll get so scared she'll move away. LOL

"Howdy folks! Ya like blood, violence, freaks of nature?" -- Capt. Spaulding, House of 1000 Corpses

Order a bunch of nudey book subscriptions with the Bill me later option to her address........after awhile call the local church moral society and complain about the pervert next door....

I'm the best at what I do, What I do isn't very nice

Contact the local media (newspaper and tv stations) and tell them about the whorehouse you have next door, and wonder if they want to get a news story out of it before the police are informed.

This works especially if you live in a big town with lots of papers and television stations.


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Steve: Dead-ish.
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Body, be sure to let me know where you live so that I know NEVER EVER to move into your neighborhood. Mr. Rogers you will never be.

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