Thread: What Should I Do About A Bad Neighbor

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find the most annoying chain letters in existance and start mailing her one everyday for the next month......

I'm the best at what I do, What I do isn't very nice

Call the local authorities after americas most wanted leave and inform them that your neighbor is selling crack thru a little slit in her bedroom screen

I'm the best at what I do, What I do isn't very nice

switch her front porch light from 40 watt soft glow to a 100 watt blazing Red light and write for a great time visit(insert name and address) in all the local bar restrooms.... 10 dollar no holler optional.....

I'm the best at what I do, What I do isn't very nice

while she is at work sneak into her house and switch the M key with the N key on her keyboard...while you are in there pour salt into her sugar containers and leave a floaty in the toilet...( wait no floaties, To much DNA )

I'm the best at what I do, What I do isn't very nice

every other sunday open the hood of her automobile and switch a few sparkplug wires around.......she'll never understand why her car doesnt start on monday morning

I'm the best at what I do, What I do isn't very nice

now this is childish....have a block party invite everyone but her........when she comes over ask for her invitation and politely tell her she will have to leave


I'm the best at what I do, What I do isn't very nice

start building all of your props now ..in the back yard...late at night and early sunday morning...with POWER tools

I'm the best at what I do, What I do isn't very nice

Gosh Bodybagging Im glad you got that off your chest....Im just glad Im not your neighbor..lol jk...Spooky don't worry about someone like that she is not worth it..but if I was you I would run a hotwire to her doorknob..maybe if she has a dog shave it..lol

Shave the dog then run a hotwire to the lil bald thing....ohhh foofooo what did he do to you? BRZZZZZARRRRRPPPPPPPPPP

I'm the best at what I do, What I do isn't very nice

Go to the store, get a fish. Perferably a whole fish. In the middle of the night, sneak to her car and slide the fish into one of the crevices into her car. After a couple of days, it'll stink to high heaven...especially if it gets a little warm, and it'll take forever for her to find where the smell is coming from.


Kenneth: Is everyone there dead?
Steve: Dead-ish.
C.J.: What the **** does that mean?
Steve: Well, dead in the sense that they fell down. Then they got back up. Then they started eating each other.

-Dawn of the Dead