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You know, for such a hearty cracker -
Triscuits sure do snap in 1/2 fairly easy when you dip with 'em...

Can you guess what I'm having for lunch...??

Originally Posted by Gwynplaine

Can you guess what I'm having for lunch...??

Filet mignon with a glass of chardonnay?


When a thong is stretched wide enough to hang the laundry across, someone really shouldn't be wearing one...

Originally Posted by Gwynplaine

You know, for such a hearty cracker -
Triscuits sure do snap in 1/2 fairly easy when you dip with 'em...

Can you guess what I'm having for lunch...??

Turn the cracker 90 degrees and try again. Every one knows that you must always dip a Triscut AGAINST THE GRAIN!

hehe..

Originally Posted by Garthgoyle

Filet mignon with a glass of chardonnay?


When a thong is stretched wide enough to hang the laundry across, someone really shouldn't be wearing one...

Chardonnay with red meat? There is no bigger travesty. Not even the Triscut dilemma can compete.

Even though Santa Claus calls women a derogatory name, people find it endearing. Also, wearing a red velvet suit with fur? He's a culturally-celebrated pimp

That pig from the newer Geico commercials has got to be the most annoying mascot. I was hoping that the line would snap or it would smack into a tree when using the zipline, then someone would come on and say, "Bacon for all!!" Now, they have it doing a street luge next to a person, and, again, I was hoping that something would happen to the pig. Just to taunt viewers like myself, they made the person go flying off, while the swine is perfectly fine... I think that Geico knows how much many want to see that porker go out in painful fashion, just they won't give us that pleasure, enjoying tormenting us too much

Originally Posted by Garthgoyle

That pig from the newer Geico commercials has got to be the most annoying mascot. I was hoping that the line would snap or it would smack into a tree when using the zipline, then someone would come on and say, "Bacon for all!!" Now, they have it doing a street luge next to a person, and, again, I was hoping that something would happen to the pig. Just to taunt viewers like myself, they made the person go flying off, while the swine is perfectly fine... I think that Geico knows how much many want to see that porker go out in painful fashion, just they won't give us that pleasure, enjoying tormenting us too much

I thought I was the only one who HATES that frickin' pig!! I would like to see it on a BBQ menu!!

Originally Posted by GhostTown

Turn the cracker 90 degrees and try again. Every one knows that you must always dip a Triscut AGAINST THE GRAIN!

hehe..

Dammit! I knew that -
I just forgot I knew it.
I just solved the whole dipping problem with "cheese in a can"...

Speaking of...
Why is aerosol cheese so frowned upon...??
I mean, I LOVE real cheese, and can't stand the processed yellow squares that pass for American "cheese" -
But I can upend one of those cheese cans and "drink" it right from the nozzle...

What's up with that...?!?

I sure wish plastic wrap would stick to whatever it is I'm useing it on as well as it sticks to itself...

I have to agree with the sentiments about the Geico Pig. I want to break things when I hear it shout "Wee! Wee! Weeeee!"

A random observation of a misnomer that many, including the late, great George Carlin have noticed, but for some reason really annoyed me today: near miss. It needs to die, but on it lives.