From a Scottish newspaper article:
It's a wedding. The groom, wearing a kilt, sat on his wife's lap. In traditional fashion, he was not wearing underwear.
Unfortunately, his poorly-wiped backside left a smear. Yes, he SKIDMARKED his bride's wedding dress!
She decked him, and there was a clan battle. Seven arrests.
Nothing else to say, is there?
Thread: White wedding? Funny and short!
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The Great Pumpkin
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White wedding? Funny and short! –
06-05-2011,12:42 PM
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06-05-2011,04:29 PM
OMG!!I would deck him too if he ruin my wedding dress!!
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06-06-2011,06:23 AM
Ahhh what a way to ruin a wedding!! Maybe the groom could look back and laugh, but I bet his bride couldn't!!
I bet he became the butt (pun intended!) of a lot of jokes!
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06-06-2011,11:00 AM
Sounds like a bad joke...

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Ghost
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06-06-2011,06:52 PM
Did they really marry after that?
Surely that's a bad omen!
Advice to the bride: Make him do his own laundry!
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06-06-2011,07:21 PM
I think its just plain awful!!!



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