Thread: Redneck Olympics

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Hello just a quick question.. If you to hold a Redneck Olympics what events would you have?

'Distance tobacco spitting' would have to be a requirement, I'd think

A relay team collecting random redneck items. A recliner, a satellite dish, a hound dog, a fly swatter (various styles of course, newspaper rolls, cast iron pans..) and a thing or two more.

Beer can stacking! I would love to have a White Trash party! Was real close with the family reunion this past November!

You've gotta have food, so how about a chili or barbecue cook-off, or pig roast thrown into the mix? Surely not a roadkill cook-off?

Just thought of a few other ideas:

Best "You must be a redneck if ..." line , and

Best Redneck Attire Photo Contest , and

Best Homemade Redneck Video for all ages , and

Best Redneck-Decorated Motor Home , and a

Mud-wrestling Contest, of course!

Corn hole, deinitely.

I found a website for you called "The Summer Redneck Games" which says the:

'events include the cigarette flip, the mudpit belly flop, bobbing for pigs feet, the big hair contest, the hubcap hurl, the seed spitting contest, bug zapper spitball, dumpster diving, and everyone's favorite, the armpit serenade. "That's when you cup your hand under your armpit and make farting noises," Davis says. "But people down here have taken it a step further and can play tunes." In 1998 one contestant pumped out the entire theme to the television show "Green Acres." '

It has many more details at http://www.2camels.com/summer-redneck-games.php.

Hope it helps!

Would also have to have the horseshoe game using toilet seats for the horseshoes!!

Dang, sounds like one of our family reunions..........