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    i thought this was so cute i wanted to share it

    To Be 6 Again!

    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at
    herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd
    like to have for her birthday.

    'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
    Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her
    on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
    Roller Coaster, everything there was.

    Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and
    her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered
    her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
    chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
    What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

    He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what
    was it like being six again?"

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

    "I meant my dress size
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    I got a big laugh out of that! Thanks for sharing.
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    Good one! I can pass that one along.
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    I have read that one before!!
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    LOL! That is funny, Hallo!!
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    Lol way to funny!
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    Lol I can so relate. Thanks for sharing!
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