TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.
TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.
MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!
hey, we went to the movie zombieland. loved it. have you seen it? yikes, you're going to get the wrong idea of me. you will no longer think i am that girl that likes cute. i will have a corrupted reputation of that girl who likes.....i can't say it. noooooooooo!
you're funny, you put a smile on my face.
my sister dr. jankerstien only works on children, unlike dr. frankenstien who worked on adults. at least that was the speal i gave the tot's that night. and all the little kids were afraid to go through the haunt with me. that should make you prouder. geesh, all the flattery, and you make me feel like dressing up next year. a western theme, so what you think, a dead ghostly cowgirl? a hanged cowgirl, a dead sheriff, a dead calamity jane?
well, maybe when i have time i will go through my costume box and see if i can find something i like and post pics of it. do i have to wear it? lol. just joking. my daughter and i wanted to enter a costume contest, but we just didn't have time. we're thinking of working on something ahead for next year. if we do i'll pm you a pic
i remember you telling me you did a pregnant woman before. lol
i googled blade and borg drone. i vote for blade, he is hot. there were many examples of borg drone. obama was even one. hhmmm. so what would you want yours to compare with.
Yikes! i didn't dress up. i ran out of time. Sorry, are we still friends? i love yours, does that count?
well, you gain that much, you'll have to do a pregnant nun for next year again. lol. so now since it's all over, what are your costume plans for next year? i like that skelly guy. i agree, wrong color of noodles for the arms. i guess you must have something in mind for the face. i like the face but maybe if you improve it i will like it better.
wow, great costumes, looks like every one had a food time. Some creative costumes there. (but frankn-furter, oh man, too much!LOL) i think you looked good, didn't see a problem with the mask at all!! I haven't gone to a dress up type party in so long,sigh...