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Twas the night of thanksgiving,
but i just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards,
i tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned -
the dark meat and white,
but i fought the temptation
with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, i raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
Gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'til all of a sudden, i rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, i managed to yell as i soared past the trees....
Happy eating to all - pass the cranberries, please.



May your stuffing be tasty,
may your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious.
May your pies take the prize,
may your thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!!

Happy thanksgiving to all

pumpkin pie

Hey! are you okay? haven't seen you around lately?? Hope all is good.

Thanks.

-Doc

how have you been?

hope you have a great & safe 4th!!!

Love your artwork. Some of it reminds me of Gorey. Well done!

ck out satan he is in my album- got him done yesterday - very cool-
writing would be interesting- we have lots of real ghost stories from our 1st house!

Im bidding on some twisted horns on ebay from africa- and gonna get him a ceremonial odd fellows skull robe- the horns r 11" long! I would make them oput of clay but Id b afraid they would break.
have u sculpted any lage pieces yet?

I paint my eyes- googled goat eyes - all my eyes r painted-
once I made a "taxidermy"style dog 4 a customer with glasseyes- he is creepy!!!!