Dutchess of Darkness Dutchess of Darkness is offline

Twas the night of thanksgiving,
but i just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards,
i tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned -
the dark meat and white,
but i fought the temptation
with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, i raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
Gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'til all of a sudden, i rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, i managed to yell as i soared past the trees....
Happy eating to all - pass the cranberries, please.



May your stuffing be tasty,
may your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious.
May your pies take the prize,
may your thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!!

Happy thanksgiving to all

pumpkin pie

Thank you for the nice welcome. I'm trying to be less of a lurker ... see the PM I sent you.

Twas the night of thanksgiving,
but i just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards,
i tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned -
the dark meat and white,
but i fought the temptation
with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, i raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
Gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'til all of a sudden, i rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, i managed to yell as i soared past the trees....
Happy eating to all - pass the cranberries, please.



May your stuffing be tasty,
may your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious.
May your pies take the prize,
may your thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!!

Happy thanksgiving to all

pumpkin pie

Hi Dutchess!, just stopped by to say hope you're feeling better.

Thanks again for the" happy birthday", hugs from anne

It's totally cool, I'm just wondering how many more of my family I need to get connected with so we can keep in contact on the other side,lol.

Hi Dutchess! How cool HF and FB

Good Afternoon Dear Dutchess.
Just dropped in to congratulate you on reaching 1000 posts!

When I reached the 1k mark, I was told that Larry would send me a beer.
All I got was some bits of popcorn that Johnny Thunder found on the floor while he was watching "Drag me to Hell"....
Not too bad, once I'd picked the fluff off of it...and it is the thought that counts..


Hoping this finds you well.

Kind regards,

Baron S.

Thanks for the warm welcome!