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  1. hallorenescene
    Yesterday 04:50 PM
    hallorenescene
    Twas the night of thanksgiving,
    but i just couldn't sleep.
    I tried counting backwards,
    i tried counting sheep.

    The leftovers beckoned -
    the dark meat and white,
    but i fought the temptation
    with all of my might.

    Tossing and turning with anticipation,
    the thought of a snack became infatuation.
    So, i raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
    and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
    Gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
    pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

    I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
    'til all of a sudden, i rose off the ground.
    I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
    with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
    But, i managed to yell as i soared past the trees....
    Happy eating to all - pass the cranberries, please.



    May your stuffing be tasty,
    may your turkey be plump.
    May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump.
    May your yams be delicious.
    May your pies take the prize,
    may your thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!!

    Happy thanksgiving to all

    pumpkin pie
  2. skoker
    Yesterday 06:31 AM
    skoker
    Thank you for the nice welcome. I'm trying to be less of a lurker ... see the PM I sent you.
  3. hallorenescene
    11-18-2009 09:53 PM
    hallorenescene
    Twas the night of thanksgiving,
    but i just couldn't sleep.
    I tried counting backwards,
    i tried counting sheep.

    The leftovers beckoned -
    the dark meat and white,
    but i fought the temptation
    with all of my might.

    Tossing and turning with anticipation,
    the thought of a snack became infatuation.
    So, i raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
    and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
    Gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
    pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

    I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
    'til all of a sudden, i rose off the ground.
    I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
    with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
    But, i managed to yell as i soared past the trees....
    Happy eating to all - pass the cranberries, please.



    May your stuffing be tasty,
    may your turkey be plump.
    May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump.
    May your yams be delicious.
    May your pies take the prize,
    may your thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!!

    Happy thanksgiving to all

    pumpkin pie
  4. maleficent
    11-17-2009 12:54 PM
    maleficent
    Hi Dutchess!, just stopped by to say hope you're feeling better.
  5. Annea
    11-17-2009 12:14 AM
    Annea
    Thanks again for the" happy birthday", hugs from anne
  6. Dutchess of Darkness
    11-16-2009 07:24 PM
    Dutchess of Darkness
    It's totally cool, I'm just wondering how many more of my family I need to get connected with so we can keep in contact on the other side,lol.
  7. lucky13
    11-16-2009 05:37 PM
    lucky13
    Hi Dutchess! How cool HF and FB
  8. hallorenescene
    11-16-2009 05:42 AM
    hallorenescene
  9. Baron Samedi
    11-16-2009 04:22 AM
    Baron Samedi
    Good Afternoon Dear Dutchess.
    Just dropped in to congratulate you on reaching 1000 posts!

    When I reached the 1k mark, I was told that Larry would send me a beer.
    All I got was some bits of popcorn that Johnny Thunder found on the floor while he was watching "Drag me to Hell"....
    Not too bad, once I'd picked the fluff off of it...and it is the thought that counts..


    Hoping this finds you well.

    Kind regards,

    Baron S.
  10. LurkingFear
    11-15-2009 10:32 PM
    LurkingFear
    Thanks for the warm welcome!

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  • About Dutchess of Darkness
    Biography
    ^v^ Getting in touch with my Inner Witch^v^
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    Chilliwack British Columbia Canada
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    Halloween,Gothic Victorian Decor,Pre-Raphaelite Art,Metaphysical Arts,Dark Erotica
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    Animal Advocate, Metaphysical Arts Studies
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