SkipWire Man Page

**SkipWire** · 09-23-2010,04:52 AM

Skipwire is a man in his 40's who's backyard holiday celebrations include building 3 pirate ships, various X10 home automation lighting effects and purchasing discount Halloween props. He's also know for sarcasm and talking in the 3rd person (weird huh).

His abilities include basic carpentry, electrical, Linux and frowning at Windows. Using wood scrap to make all sorts of non square frames is his primary function. A few years back he watched "This Old House" on Public Broadcasting Station and decided to install an electrical GFIC breaker for Christmas lights. He learned early on that Microsoft Windows was the Devil and inspired to learn Linux. This continues on today.

Favorite material to work with, corrugated plastic.
Unfavorite material to work with nearly anything made by anyone on a Friday at 5pm.
Favorite phrase "Oh**** it".
Least favorite phrase "Yah, that will be on the credit card".

Things Skipwire would like to know more about.

Pneumatic props
DMX (no not the rapper, ew)
Monster Mud
Modeling
SFX (lighting, fog, and nearly anything that shakes, rattles)

Things Skipwire would NOT like to know more about

P*nis enlargement
Politics
How to make money online in 3 easy steps
What a troll is.
Attention whores and what I can do for them

Hopefully my dear ready you've learned something about Skipwire.