Thread: Greetings from south Florida

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Hello. Newbie from south Florida (Broward County)
anybody else here from south Fla?

see you on the boards

You can't be The Real Joker.... because I'm the real Joker. Only an imposter would say that he was The "Real" Joker. Welcome to both of us!

Welcome to all of you!

Welcome to the Forum

You can't be The Real Joker.... because I'm the real Joker. Only an imposter would say that he was The "Real" Joker. Welcome to both of us!

Hmm, maybe some sort of test to see who really is the "real" Joker...
Tell us, how did you get those scars?

Welcome to the forum.

Originally Posted by firedancer41

Hmm, maybe some sort of test to see who really is the "real" Joker...
Tell us, how did you get those scars?

My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not one bit. So, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!"

Just joking, actually I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. And we have no money for surgeries. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this... to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!

I went to South Florida University, which isn't really in south Florida. I live in Hillsborough county. There's a few other Floridians here as well.

Thanks, everybody.

And..........why so serious?

LOL!