Greetings victims!

**jpgoodspeed** · 08-13-2011,07:39 AM

Hi everyone, my name is Will. I am a Boston-area psycho who managed to get lucky enough to work for a haunted attraction that runs April through October. I get to pretend it's Halloween for seven months out of the year! WOOT! Unfortunately, it got me saddled with Jonathan. That dude in the picture. C'mere Jonathan. Say hello to the nice people

No. I don't want to

Come on, be nice.

Make me!

Get over here Percy!

I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL ME THAT! Fine, be that way. Greetings, future victims. I am Jonathan Percival Goodspeed (don't call me Percy) the undead mortician and proprietor of the Goodspeed Cemetery. I've got a chip on my shoulder that's even bigger than the hole in my head, which you can probably tell by that profile picture Will put up. Anyways, I must be going. That tourist isn't going to embalm him self. Heh heh heh...

Charming, isn't he? Anyways, I'm kind of a novice haunter, but I've picked up some interesting scare tactics, acting tips, and propmaking know-how. I'll see you guys around the forums.