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    Works by the multi-talented, one and only, Spookyboo!!!
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    Well, THIS woman has more talent than I'd know what to do with! As an extremely skilled artist of several different mediums, she also found the time to completely spoil us with her poetic abilities last Halloween season, contributing piece after piece of unforgettable prose to the poetry thread...Spookyboo, I miss ya!! Can't wait to see you around here more often!
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    Halloween Tree

    Long Bare branches reach out to hold the heavens
    while white starlight dances between twig fingers
    in the velvety folds of the darkest night
    Deep rolling roots snared and tangling
    cling lovingly in embrace to musky dirt giving life
    while marred rutted bark chronicling ancient passage
    of times onward march to deaths own delight

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    At last the wicked Chill doth linger about my spine
    and the full moon's light upon my face doth shine

    O grope thee in the darkness
    bare branches in the night
    I shall dance most gleefully
    beside blazing pumpkin light

    An ode to Halloween
    Twists eagerly to thine tongue
    Its dark and errie secrets known
    Halloween has Begun

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    (Spookyboo said ,) a perverted song ....Food Glorious food
    What Zombies would be singing if they could say more than ahrhhgghghghh

    Brains glorious Brains
    you can eat them with mustard
    Were in the mood, for jellied brain
    all squishy like custard

    Brains glorious brains were so anxious to try it
    three banquets a day it's our favorite diet

    Just picture a great big brain
    fried roasted or plain

    Oh Brain
    wonderful Brain
    marvelous Brain
    glorious Brain

    Brains Glorious brains
    whats more handsome
    Gulped, swallowed, or strained
    its worth a Zombie's ransom

    What do we dream about
    what brings on a sigh
    lots and lots of brains
    piled about six feet high

    Brains glorious brains
    don't care what it looks like
    raw, rotted or cubed
    just as long as it tastes right

    Brains glorious brains
    what wouldn't we give for
    that extra brain more
    thats all we live for

    why should we be fated
    that brains are what we should gain (big finish now)
    Oh brains
    Magical Brains
    wonderful brains
    marvelous brains
    f-a-b-u-l-o-u-s brains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Here Lies
    Mhooch
    bitten by
    a rabid pooch

    Here Lies
    Dr. Strange
    He should have
    stayed out of range

    Here lies One Eyed Jack
    tossed in the ocean
    tied in a sack

    Here lies Cadavarino
    ate to many beans
    and had no beano

    Here lies Haunt Master
    Too bad he couldnt
    run faster

    Here lies Laurie Strode
    Bent to pick up a
    candy corn she found in the road

    Here lies Magickbean
    flattened by the biggest
    cauldron youve ever seen

    Here lies The Duchess of Darkness
    drank the wrong brew
    due to carelessness

    Here lies nostalgiascape
    locked in a box
    he couldn't escape

    Here lies Britishwitch
    fell off her broom
    into a ditch

    Here lies Lawp
    fell into a hole
    she couldnt see

    Here lies Tantraman
    fell asleep in in a tanning bed
    and came out way more than tan

    (to be continued, Spookyboo? )......

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    Come follow me, I'll lead you where
    The days are warm and nights are fair;
    Where fields of mums, lush and green,
    Will visit you within this scene --
    As October inhales the autumn air.

    So come with me and we shall share
    The excitement the Fall can ensnare,
    As fields of flowers thus convene.--
    Come follow me...

    fall's approach to which we're heir
    Will bring about winter's repair,
    Where we shall witness sights serene
    And glory in that to be seen.
    No other season can compare.
    Come follow me...
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    I am the soft whisper in your ear
    I am the cold chill that dances forever along your spine
    I am the hurried heartbeat that thumps within your chest
    I am the shadow that plays tricks with your eye
    I am the tingling sensation that slides softly over your skin
    I am the frozen quivering muscle that refuses to move
    I am the silent scream of horror that will never leave your lips
    I am the very darkness that envelopes you from within
    I am the Spirit of Halloween

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    Recipe for Halloween

    A scoop of darkness
    a bright full moon
    leaves blowing in the breeze
    Halloween will be here soon

    One jack o lantern
    a pinch of flickering light
    a bunch of ghouls
    dancing around all night

    Heaping tablespoon of heebie jeebies
    A bit of Spooky boo
    Alot of things that go bump in the night
    Now all we need is YOU!!

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    Lightning flash
    candles flicker
    full moon glows
    I am much quicker

    Deepest darkness
    void of light
    blackest shadows
    hidden from sight

    silence deafens
    sound abates
    ungodly quiet
    but still I wait

    Scent of fear
    odor rotten
    smell of death
    your nearly gotten

    Thumping heart
    Bleeding time
    pumping blood
    Now your mine

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    (LOVE this one!!)....

    Way up on the hill
    I hear the winds go deathly still
    for upon this woeful site
    An apparition will haunt the night

    At the stroke of midnight on this land
    thrust up from the dirt a fleshless hand
    clawing its way through dirt and grime
    surfacing by the end of the chime

    His empty sockets glare down in rage
    with thoughts of those who put him in
    his earthy cage
    slowly down he makes his way
    toward those who will have to pay

    coming now closer still
    within the town arrives a chill
    and a moaning sound pierces the night
    as all shudder in trembling fright

    finally he emerges to take his prize
    but those in town have gotten wise
    locked in their houses good and sound
    there are no victims to be found

    rage built in what was left of his heart
    he tried in vain to pull the place apart
    but just as he was about to get in
    when he thought he'd surely win

    The chimes began once more anew
    pulled back to his grave his bones flew
    for the midnight hour had finally past
    and his time on this earth had not last

    Waiting in silence within his tomb
    he would wait within the gloom
    until time the bells again would chime
    he would get someone......next time

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    (And this is an instant classic!.......)

    Twas the night before Halloween and all through the house
    there were creatures stirring, One even ate the mouse.
    Our jack o lanterns were perched upon the mantle with care
    In hopes the boogyman would soon be there.
    The children were nestled all tied in their sacks
    while slimy green bugs crawled up and down their backs
    Mamma was in her witch hat and I in my matching cap
    had just settled down to eat a late night snack
    when out in the yard there arose such a clatter
    I sprang from my coffin to see what was the matter
    away to the window I "flew" like a bat
    tore open the creaky shudders and threw up the sash
    The full moon that glistened on the fallen leaves below
    gave off an errie light that seemed to glow
    When what to my wondering eyes should appear
    but a gruesome apparition and demons with spears.
    This foul smelling creature so horrified me as I ran
    I knew it a moment it must be the
    Boogyman!!
    More rapid than dragons the courses they came
    and he moaned and groaned and called them by name
    On Dangler on mangler on poker on splitz'em
    on vomit on putrid on hacker on spitzin
    To the top of the porch to the top of the wall
    now fly away, fly away, fly away all
    As dry leaves that before the hurricane fly
    when they meet with an obstacle mount with the sky
    So up to the rooftop the courses they flew
    These 8 little demons and
    the boggyman to
    And then in a second I heard above
    banging and moaning, all sounds that I love
    As I drew in my head and was turning around
    Down the chimney the boodgyman came with a bound
    He was dressed all in rags from his head to his uh..foot?
    his clothes were all grimy with ashes and soot
    he had great big puss filled sores all over his back
    and the demons were an ugly warty little pack
    His eyes how they glared, his pimples how many
    his cheeks were like rotted flesh his nose ..well his nose was gone sorry
    his ugly crooked tooth filled mouth was as gross as they go
    and the foam on his chin was as white as snow.
    The stump of a toe he held tight in his teeth
    and the stench of it circled his head like a wreath
    The demons were retched and moldy like the corpse of an elf
    and I screamed when I saw them in spite of myself
    with a sneer of his eye and twist of his head
    soon gave me to know I had everything to dread
    He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
    he filled up our jack O lanterns
    then turned with a jerk
    and laying a a finger beside...the hole that would have been his nose
    and giving nod up the chimney he rose
    He flew into the air and to his demon hoard gave a growl
    then the whole bunch of them began to cackle, screech, and howl
    But I heard him exclaim as they flew from my sight
    Happy Halloween...I hope you had a good fright!!!
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    Lyrics to My favorite things as rewritten by Spookyboo

    Blood drops on pumpkins and whiskers on goblins
    black iron cauldrens and warm fires burnin
    little trick or treat bags tied up with string
    these are a few of my favorite things

    Black colored kitties and warm pumpkin tarts
    Ringing doorbells collecting candy and other Halloween arts
    Wild bats that fly with the moon on their wing
    These are a few of my favorite things

    Girls dressed like corpses with black tattered sashes
    Long black witch nails and silver eyelashes
    the long dead bare branches that the winter brings
    these are a few of my favorite things

    When the werewolf bites
    when the banshee sings
    when I am feeling bad
    I simply think of my favorite things
    and then I feel so glad

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    (this one is ridiculously great, Spookyboo....)

    silent so silent
    must not make a sound
    I hear them coming closer
    crawling on the ground

    still so still
    I must not move an inch
    if I move a muscle
    they will be on me in a sinch

    calm so calm
    I must stay relaxed
    I grip the sweaty hilt of
    my fathers favorite axe

    Ready so ready
    I must be able to strike and run
    If I fail to act
    their bloody act will be done

    scared so scared
    my heart missed a beat
    I try to stand cut my hand
    and lose the footing for my feet

    panicked so panicked
    I know they hear me somehow
    There coming there coming
    no way to stop it now

    resigned so resigned
    I will bravely meet my fate
    I know I can kill some of them
    Now i can not wait

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    Winds that blow
    eerily moaning
    full of the tempest
    full of foreboding

    Bring the Halloween
    spirit again
    upon your Whisper
    to me your friend

    I await steadily gazing
    toward the heavens
    while chanting and razing

    the spirits long past
    from in thier graves
    to walk once more
    in ghoulish haze

    luminescent phantoms
    The lumbering dead
    I call to any creature
    that comes into my head

    And when my spell is finally complete
    I gather them together
    to Trick or Treat

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    (my brother just didn't think this one was quite as funny as I did...)

    Did you hear it?
    Did you hear that sound?
    like something dragging on the ground?

    There it is again
    its closer than before
    oh god can we bolt the door?

    Was that the tapping or scratching
    of something with claws?
    hurry now do not pause

    insistent growling now
    we try to hide
    in the closet is it still outside?

    a huge roar tears through the night
    in the closet we hear the mighty din
    of the door and the creature breaking in

    hiding now in our small closed space
    Try not to scream or even breathe
    I am sure this thing will never leave

    It must be close
    its odor reeks
    its tongue flicks under the door as it seeks

    This is it the doorknob turns
    I can not cry I can not scream
    OH MY GOD its my brother dressed for Halloween

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    (In the author's words ), 'Ok another perverted song by spookyboo...does anyone know what the original song was?

    Come on all of you big pumpkins
    Halloween is here again
    its time to get with the plan
    don't want to disappoint your fan
    so light your smile on the run
    were gonna have a whole lot of fun

    and its one, two, three
    lets go door to door
    Don't ask me what I am
    I didn't really have a plan
    and its five, six, seven
    you wont believe what I ate
    there aint no time to wonder why
    Whoopee I think Im gonna die

    Well come on trick or treaters lets move fast
    our big chance has come at last
    Got go out and get our fill
    Theres room in my pillow case still
    you got to keep going till your done
    Thats the only way to have fun

    and its one, two, three
    lets go door to door
    Don't ask me what I am
    I didn't really have a plan
    and its five, six, seven
    you wont believe what I ate
    there aint no time to wonder why
    Whoopee I think Im gonna die

    Well come on man dont move slow
    its the best candy show
    there' s plenty of scores to be made
    by supplying us with the tools of the trade
    if they give us chocolate it will be the bomb
    will have to tell everyone on Halloween.com

    and its one, two, three
    lets go door to door
    Don't ask me what I am
    I didn't really have a plan
    and its five, six, seven
    you wont believe what I ate
    there aint no time to wonder why
    Whoopee I think Im gonna die

    Well come on Mother's throught the land
    pack up your kids for the candy cram
    Come on fathers dont hesitate
    get them dressed before its to late
    Be the first one on the block
    to come home with candy shock

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    someone better stop me before I get this axe
    I am not really worried people are very Lax

    I sharpen the blade to a beautiful razors edge
    then I will wait for you behind your backyard hedge

    I wait there for a long time obsessed with my task
    I would love to tell someone about it but they never ask

    Ready now I see you going to the door
    you are unafraid and unaware of what I have in store

    Slowly and with stealth I sneak up from behind
    the excitement is so incredible I nearly lose my mind

    You sense someone behind you and I see you shake with fear
    your face reflected in the window shows a single tear

    I grip my axe lick my lips and then prepare to swing
    joyful glee upon my face as I am about to do my thing

    When suddenly a shot rings out and I drop down dead
    the last sight I see on this earth is my victims husband Fred
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    (Gotta go for now, Spookyboo, but I'll be back this evening to finish posting your works!!)
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    It started one night just before bed
    I started hearing the voices of the recently dead

    The wailed and they cried at their ghastly plight
    and kept me awake near most of the night

    Next morning I thought my gift had past
    I had hoped that it was one night and would not last

    But to my horror it had gotten worse
    for I began seeing ghostly visions of a hearse

    Then all manner of spooks became perfectly clear
    all them trying to whisper into my ear

    I couldnt escape them they were all around
    whenever I hide I would always be found

    I eventually gave up and listened to what they said
    and to my horror they told me I was also dead

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    (***shivers*** on this one!!! )

    Tremble to my touch
    I take your breath with my kiss
    I feel your heart beating
    its ecstacy and bliss

    I press against you tightly
    I cannot let you go
    my icy grip assalts you
    my passions do then grow

    you sigh and you gasp as
    fully united we have become as one
    its music is intoxicating
    but now were nearly done

    I will know you only this once
    as you become my sweet sleeper
    I then take you away
    for I am the Grim Reaper

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    (Trick-or-treaters gone INSANELY bad! ..)

    A Blanket of darkness covers the land
    the midnight hour is well at hand
    all that remains is one beacon of light
    to keep away the unseen of the night

    Suddenly a knocking was upon my door
    not one knock not two but a total of four
    away to the door I went with my treats
    but when the door was open they did not
    yell Trick Or Treat

    There on the doorstep stood a large motley crew
    so many in fact I wasnt sure what to do
    Witches, goblins and ghosts all in line
    I couldnt believe that many children would come out at this time

    I reached in my treat bowl and started to serve
    they grabbed them from my hand I say. What nerve
    Where are your manners I said to this crowd
    they seemed to ingnore me so I said it again loud

    They all stoped and stared with a malicious grin
    Thats when I sensed trouble was about to begin
    The wtiches took to flight cackling with glee
    The goblins then knocked down a tree

    The ghosts started moaning and rattling their chain
    I wasnt sure what these creatures had hoped to gain
    I ran back in the house and slamed the door
    I covered my head and dove on the floor

    I could hear them outside tearing up the place
    I thought of trying to stop them but instead covered my face
    After awhile the noise outside abated
    I went back to the door a little frustrated

    My car was upside down out in the drive
    covered in dents I stopped counting at five
    the yard was covered in all kinds of debris
    The place was a mess as I could plainly see

    These were real monsters I should have known
    and now they had destroyed part of my home
    So next Halloween becareful what you say
    these ghouls just might be headed your way

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    (Mmmm, this character sounds irresistable inDEED....)

    The Dark Prince of Halloween
    Has chosen me to be his queen

    He arrived one night by candlelight
    a handsome visage in my sight

    Upon one knee he offered me
    a kingdom farther than I could see

    He spoke so softly with alot of charm
    and soon I fell into his arms

    His strong soft lips devoured mine
    and I felt as though I was drinking wine

    Swooning in my lovers grasp
    I did not know how much time had passed

    When I awoke the sun did rise
    and I saw the nature of his lies

    For in my lap was a pumpkin shell
    with a face I could surely tell

    belonged to the prince that I had seen
    Maybe he will come back next Halloween

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    November came and it was sad for Halloween had gone
    December next and Christmas was here to help me carry on
    January grew so cold but my memories did persist
    February colder still but I had pictures and my list
    March blew in my memories started to go dim
    april hopped with bunnys and no black and orange trim
    May brings spring just the thing to start my plans anew
    June flew in and summer was in but I had better things to do
    July began my countdown 3 months left to go
    August drug on heatedly only heightened my sense of woe
    September came oh at last its fall tidings could be seen
    October oh that beautiful month at last its Halloween

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    The sad sweet chill wind
    howled its regret
    for my heart had
    been hardened
    totally upset

    No longer would the
    pumpkin lights all glow
    for the one I that I love
    is now down below

    I lay upon their grave
    cursing the sound
    of the Halloween
    festivities I heard
    all around

    How wicked is fate
    I sobbed till dry
    that Halloween
    would be the day
    you would die

    Somewhere inside
    this moldy mound of dirt
    my life lays with a
    pumpkin pinned to
    their shirt

    I would join you
    if only I could this night
    I would climb my way in
    and hold on to you tight

    The hours of darkness
    concealed my deed
    a bottle lay empty
    my soul had been freed

    Again we could walk
    on all hallows eve
    among the tombstones
    we lingered not wanting
    to leave

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    A cold crisp breeze sends shivers
    to dance upon my spine
    the fog sends out tendrils
    snaking across the leaves like a vine

    The moon shines down its
    ethereal light
    casting shadows
    much to the phantoms delight

    Tree branches creek and moan
    their ghastly tune
    trying to reach up and catch the moon

    luminescent eyes shine
    from within the dark
    while darts of fear
    hit thier mark

    A normal person would
    be frightened of this scene
    but its all these things
    I love about Halloween

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    (this one still hits home for me, Spookyboo...)

    solitary and lonely
    I sit upon the hill
    I wanted someone to pick me
    but I dont think that they will

    I watched all day as people came
    and took away all the others
    laughing happy familys
    Children with thier fathers and thier Mothers

    Perhaps I am misshapen
    or they dont like my rough spot
    I just hope I am taken
    and not left here to rot

    A moaning wind rustles
    through this nearly empty patch
    the sun is going down
    my sadness has no match

    I look around to my surprise
    and what is it do I see
    but a smiling little girl
    has finally come to pick me

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    Trick or Treat
    is what he said
    even though he had
    no head

    Trick or Treat
    he said once more
    as he stood there
    at my door

    Trick or Treat
    insisted he
    the headless one
    who could not see

    Trick or Treat
    a louder cry
    No mouth to eat
    how could he try

    Trick or Treat
    I heard the scream
    thats when I woke
    from my Halloween dream

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    Winged Demons from the deep
    rouse me from my tussled sleep
    show me visions that may seep
    into my imagination

    Halloween visage that lies within
    bring forth decorations as I begin
    sculpting frights that will win
    as you scream from my creation

    Working hard through the night
    while visions of phantoms fill my sight
    There is no use for you to fight
    I can see your anticipation

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    Halloween is over the
    ghosts have all gone
    but the true
    Halloween Lovers
    will still carry on

    We take down our decorations
    though we hate to start
    we will carry our memories
    close to our heart

    It was fun while it lasted
    your pictures the best I have seen
    I cant wait to see what you
    come up with
    Next Halloween

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    I am the Ghost of Halloween
    and though I am rarely seen
    You will always know where I have been
    For I leave Trick or Treats in my wake

    I glide and spook through the night
    hoping I will cause a fright
    better put out all your lights
    and go to bed for your sake

    Just as dawn is about to begin
    I have one more stop before I turn in
    If you hear a moaning sound within
    Then your candy I did take


    LORD, Spookyboo, SO impressed, am I.....I PLEAD with you, PLEASE share more of your poetry with us!!! It would truly make my 2008 Halloween season!!
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