Thread: Vlad's Tavern now open....Come on in.

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What's your poison? I'm sure I've got it here somewhere.

Tomato Martini's are the House Speciality!

Who's the first customer(victim)?

Rod and Mark walked outside of UPCHUCK CHEESIES when they noticed a sign saying OPEN over at Vlad's."I'll be darn,he's back!"said Rod."Who runs that joint?"asked Mark.Both looked at each other and started walking towards the place.It looked the same but different somehow.Rod opened the door and Mark followed in persuit.There at the bar was Nosta with a smile on his face.Rod hurriedly walked up to the bar and shook his hand and gave him a hug and a pat on the back."Dam glad to see ya boy!"Rod said with excitement in his voice."This is my friend,Mark Talbot,Mark,Nosta,Nosta,Mark!"Rod smiled and ordered a round of tomatoe martinis."So Nosta,where ya been?"Rod hoped that Nosta would tell him the whole story.

rod spain

it's been a long journey....maybe later will I tell it....for now..."Welcome my friends". Martinis on the house. Hope you enjoy.



"fly's in the vasoline we are. keep gettin' stuck here all the time." STP/'94

Hay Nosta! Good to see this place open again. Just came by to lurk in dark corners and hide under the tables.




A question from your O.C.C.O.C.P. If you leave something in your refrigerator so long it stops stinking does it classify as a prop or jerky?

While Rod,Mark and Nosta were carrying on conversation and drinking tomatoe martinis there became an air of dread converging on the newly opened establishment.Mark stopped dead in his laugh and sniffed the air,Rod stopped drinking and looked at his furry friend with a curious look."Whats sup Mark?"Mark didn't say a word,just looked around and continued to sniff the air.Rod was getting worried."Come on bud,yo're scarring me,man!"said Rod.Nosta looking at Mark said,"What is it,boy?""What cha smelling?"
Mark got up from his chair and with his keen eyes searched every conceivable corner."He's here,I can smell him!"mark said with a sneer on his face.Rod and Nosta looked at each other then at Mark.Both said in unison,"Who?"Mark stood straight up and utter the one dreaded word...."Putrid!"

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“Hello boys” came a thin scratchy voice of Putrid from behind them. Mark turns and lunges at him. As he reached Putrid his body kept travailing through as if occupying the same space but never coming out the other side. The door had been opened. Before Mark could disapere compleatly Putrid grabs his tail. Standing there firmly gripping the tails sticking out of his chest Putrid looks at it and smiles. With flashes of light and blasts of wind coming from around it he asks,

“Man, now that’s some gas! So what do you feed this guy anyway?”

Rod falls back in his chair and hits the floor with a thud. Putrid looks down at him and begins to speak.

“ Now behave yourself young man. This is a Halloween bar, not a western. Well I see your doing much better after I pulled your butt out of that hokey Halloween HMO. Did they send you a bill?” Not waiting for an answer Putrid looks up to the ceiling and raises his free hand. In a dramatic jester he lowers his head and arm and begins to preach.

“Dearly beloved. We are gathered here today to atone, attest and generally dance around my actions in Raven’s Point. My children! Are we not children of the pumpkin patch? Are we not children of the night? Are we not children of the corn? Or are we ‘All my children’? Or are we children of the zinnia patch? Do we not, I say my children, do we not dance and rais the Jack-o lantern high as we roast our neighbors pets over an open fire? My beloved! Do we not stalk the night in shadows and crall to our homes as the sun rises.” Pointing his free hand at Rod, Putrid asks,

“Did I do anything that wasn’t Halloween?”

“Well,..”

“Did I stand on a street corner handing out flowers asking “will you be my friend?”

“No, but..”

“What did I do that wasn’t Halloween?”

Rod got to his feet and stood his chair back up. Siting back down he says,

“You know, your a real..”

“With a name like Putrid were you expecting a gardener? Let’s play a game, heads or tails?”

Rod answers, “Tails.”

“You are a winner!”

Putrid pulls Mark back out. All the hair on his head had been tide up in red bows and he smelt strongly of lavender. Putrid looks at him and says,

“Well I see you met Dolly and Loma. The Tibetan pet grommets. Now lets behave our selvs. We're all friends here. Nosta! A plait of fingers and a pitcher of eggnog!"






A question from your O.C.C.O.C.P. If you leave something in your refrigerator so long it stops stinking does it classify as a prop or jerky?

Rod had to hold back Mark as he digested the words that Purtrid just said."Whats with this Halloween bit?""Do you call trying to murder me and trap Mark,HALLOWEEN?!"Rod got in front of Mark and ushered him to sit down."Granted you didn't ask for my friendship but I took it for granted that everything was kosher between you and I,kinda like a teacher/student relation.Then you wind up going away then coming back seeking revenge and murdering everyone in sight!You call that Halloween???!"I call that freakin'nuts!" Mark was standing up getting ready for another run at Putrid,Putrid had hurt his friend and tried to hurt him now it was Putrid's turn now matter what his explanation or excuse was.

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"Well,..Yes" Putrid thought for a moment then said,

“Well now, that’s a fine howdy-do. Here I go through all the expense and labor to make you your very own impaling machine. Vlad the impaler didn’t have it this good. You even got to ride it twice! Predy good workmanship if I don’t say so myself. And you Mark. Do you know just how hard it was to find, let alone get delivered, about a half a ton of chrysanthemum flowers this time of year? I even went through the hassle of cutting all the stems off myself. Didn’t want you to poke an eye out. It wasn’t like I dropped you in an old empty abandoned well to leave you to die of a broken neck. I went through a lot of trouble for the both of you. I tell ya, if I didn’t think of you as a friend I’d of just capped you off with a hand gun. If anybody should feel slated I think it would be Richard. All he got was a rock wall and a hand full of rats. You know it’s kind a hard to think of something for someone you don’t know. Hope he’s not too upset. And now I suppose your going to tell me Dawn didn’t keep her pond liner? Well Rod, I’m hurt. If I had a heart I’m sure it a be breaking right about now. After all we’ve been through together. I kidnapped you and brought you to the church to trap the Frankenstien’s. Wile the church was burning I let you all go just to be chased back to the castle by an angry mob. Then I duct tape you to a tell-a-phone poll and burned you alive. What were you expecting, afternoon tea? It’s the hospital isn’t it. That’s why your mad at me. I knew I should of set fire to your bed instead of getting you out of there. Next time the chain saw, I promise.”

Looking over at Mark Putrid adds,

"Red is definitely your color."

Looking over to the bar Putrid says,

"Nosta, skip the eggnog, think I'll join ya at the bar for a tomato martini."




A question from your O.C.C.O.C.P. If you leave something in your refrigerator so long it stops stinking does it classify as a prop or jerky?

The words dumbfounded both Rod and Mark.What he said was true."But Putrid?!I never asked for TWO RIDES on the impaling machine!"Rod had this weak pathetic look on his face.Mark thought to himself,"Ya know the guy didn't have to give me flowers!"The two just looked at each other with bewildered looks on their faces.What were they going to do next.Both Rod and Mark sat next to Putrid.Mark started off the conversation first,"What are we suppose to say....We're sorry that we got mad at you!?""I mean you come and kill Dr.Jeckll the gynocologist,then you strangle Frankie Frog Eyes in her own laundermat,then gave Dawn a permanent mud bath.Why?!For what reason?!"
Rod continued the onesided conversation,"What made you go nuts?!I mean your everyday dosage of fighting and mayhem was okay and I was actually starting to get use to it BUT like Mark said,you came back tearing up the town and killing everybody,so tell us both the reason!"

rod spain

(P.S.note to Putrid:Good post.LOL)

rod spain