Thread: Raven's Point

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''Dawn:'' yelled Victor, ''Could you come in here
help me for a moment?'' ''Yes, Wait just a couple of
minutes! ''I'm busy reading some of these old threads!!!
I'll turn the computer off in a couple of seconds, she
shouted back!'' Oh heres one, I must post! If nothing
else, just to bring laugher......On this board. Trust
me, it will ! Thinking to herself, If I ever ran across
such a {{Writer,}} even {{I}} _______________________
would surely be ruffled! This is his best Story-Line!
Yet! It doesn't get any better! Enjoy it Folks. hehehe
Thank you,___________David Knoles!




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Posted*-*09/30/2002*:* 08:26:53 AM * * * *
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WELCOME TO THE DUCK POND AND WHAT PROMISES TO BE THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY AS VICTOR VON FRANKENSTIEN TAKES ON THE EVER WILEY WIZARD IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

“It’s a misty morning, and the pond is still as death as the spectators gathered here await the arrival of the combatants in this duel for love and honor between two of the town’s most colorful and controversial figures.”
“That’s right, Chet. Von Frankenstein claims his honor has been besmirched by a common tradesman, and he vows to gain the ultimate revenge this morning.”
“And let’s not forget, Chick, the rumors circulating throughout Raven’s Point about the Wizard and Countess Dawn.”
“The Laundromat?”
“That’s it. The Wizard has gone on record claiming that what happened was all good clean fun. The Countess said the rumors were confusing, but it would probably all come out in the wash. Von Frankenstein obviously didn’t like being hung out to dry, however and decided that this was the only way to iron out the problem.”
“Well, Chet, we’re likely to see something this morning. Von Frankenstein has maintained an Austrian dueling tradition and is said to be a master with the saber.”
“But let’s not discount the Wizard, Chick. There’s certainly a thousand tricks in his bag.”
“Wait a minute, Chet. There’s a stirring in the crowd as the Von Frankenstein carriage pulls up. Frankenstein climbs out, followed by his second, the twisted little gargoyle, Igor.”
“They’re being politely applauded by Frankenstein’s supporters, Chick. It looks like the entire ’96 graduating class of Transylvania U has shown up to cheer on their boy. They certainly are a group of cut-ups, all right.”
“They certainly are Chet. Frankenstein helps the Countess Dawn out of the carriage. She is resplendent in a orange and black gown this morning.”
“Isn’t that the same gown she was wearing when she was seen entering the Laundromat? Frankenstein isn’t going to like that.”
“No he isn’t, Chick. Frankenstein seems to be having some words with his lady fair. I can’t quite catch all of it, but it has something to do with tomatoes spilling out of her bodice.”
“Well, they’ve cleared that up as he kisses her hand. Now they’re embracing. She’s kissing him madly. Oh my God! Those tomatoes really are spilling out! What a display of raw passion!”
“Now the graduating class has stepped it. They’re prying those tomatoes out of Frankenstein’s hands and taking turns stuffing them back into the Countess’s dress.”
“It’s all right, though, Chet. They’re all doctors.”
“Now that the hoopla has died down, Chick, we’re waiting on the arrival of the Wizard.”
“The crowd is growing apprehensive. You know that the odds at Vlad’s Tavern are running just about even, Chet.”
“Maybe so, Chick, but my money is still on the Wizard.”
“Wait a minute, Chet! There’s a puff of smoke, a shower of sparks and out steps the Wizard along with his second, the every-popular blue-eyed Redneck, Nosta!”
“The crowd is coming unglued, Chick, as the Wizard takes a bow. He is resplendent in royal blue robes and a pointed wizard’s cap. Nosta meanwhile is wearing camouflage jungle fatigues, and he’s got some sort of golf bag slung over his shoulder. Can you see what’s in there Chick?”
“From here it looks like it’s loaded with M16’s, AK47’s about a dozen different swords.”
“Looks like the wiley Wizard is loaded for bear, all right.”
“Frankenstein is keeping cool, though. The awesome display of weaponry doesn’t seem to be phasing him in the least. He’s stepping forward to the center of the field to greet his adversary.”
“Notice how he has his nose in the air. How does he manage to walk and hold it up that way?”
“I have no idea, Chet. Although I do know that he holds a masters in snobbery from Transyslania U.”
“Well, his classmates seem to be enjoying it.”
“Either that or they’re hoping he’ll trip.”
“Ha ha. That’s a good one, Chick.”
“Alright, Chet, their nose to nose in the center of the field. Mayor Mackenzie steps up to the microphone.”
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! LOCK UP YOUR WOMEN AND HIDE THE CHILDREN ‘CAUSE IT’S TIME TO WAGE WAR! IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING 182 POUNDS, HE’S THE CREATOR OF ARTIFICIAL LIFE, SURGEON AMERICA’S MAD SCIENTIST OF THE YEAR, OWNER OF THE CASTLE ON THE CLIFF AND ONE REALLY SNOTTY RICH BASTARD, VICCCCCCTOR VON FRANKENSTIEN!
“There’s a polite reaction from the crowd as Victor raises his hands, Chick. McKenzie waits for the applause to die and steps back up to the mike.
AND IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING 160 POUNDS, HE’S THAT CUNNING CONJURER, THE MASTER OF MAGIC, THE PROPRIETER OF THE CAWS AND EFFECTS, THE DESIGNER OF THE VICTORIA SECRET KANGAROO SUIT AND THE CREATOR OF THE TOMATO MARTINI, THE WIZZZZZZZARD!
“The crowd’s going nuts, Chet! Eerie Myst and Grinningbook have stepped out of the crowd. They’re taking off their robes. OH MY GOD! Grinningbook is wearing the Victoria Secret Kangaroo suit and Eerie Myst is wearing this years leader of the mystic line, a strapless purple tube halter with matching thong! Why, it’s next to nothing!”
“I’d say it’s next to plenty, Chick!”
“They’re dancing for the crowd now, Chet and now they’re singing: WIZARD! WIZARD! HE’S OUR MAN! IF HE CAN’T DO IT NO ONE CAN!”
“The Wizard just made a gesture toward them, and a pole has appeared! The girls are taking turns, and they’re really working it now!”
“Wait a minute. There’s Wicked. She’s only wearing a black choker and a smile, and she’s waving the giant tongue flag! The crowd’s going crazy!”
“Looks like Nosta doesn’t want to be outdone, Chick. He’s ripped off his fatigues and now HE’S working the pole in a pair of orange and black speedos! Women are running from the crowd to stuff dollar bills down his pants! All those athletic supporters out there love it!”
“McKenzie calls for silence and the crowd settles back down. Victor removes his tailcoat. He’ll be dueling today in fine linen shirt with ruffled cuffs and a cravat. Now the Wizard takes off his robe and hat and hands them to Nosta. He’ll be fighting in a pair of board shorts and a really spiffy Hawaiian shirt.”
“Looks like you just can’t take the beachbum off the beach, can you Chet?”
“You sure can’t, Chick. Now they chose their weapons. Von Frankenstein has chosen a long saber with a golden hilt. Look at the finesse in the way he handles that blade.”
“Awesome, Chet. The Wizard has his job cut out for him all right. Now the Wizard takes his weapon from Nosta’s bag. What’s this? HE’S PULLED OUT AN UMBERELLA!”
“It’s anybody’s guess what the wiley one has in mind, Chick. But now they face off. McKenzie calls en garde, and now they’re off!”
“Von Frankenstein takes an early advantage with a series of slashing attacks. The Wizard easily parries them, but he’s slowly withdrawing, losing grow. Wow! Parry, attack, parry, attack. Looks like the Wizard’s fighting a defensive battle.”
“He sure hasn’t been able to amount an offensive so far, Chick, but it’s still early in the battle, and anything can happen with the likes of these two.”
“Wait a minute…what’s this? The Wizard has bent down to adjust the straps on his sandals, but his umbrella is still fighting on its own! It’s floating in mid air, parrying everything Victor can throw at it.”
“Victor has lowered his blade. He’s just staring at the umbrella, which is floating in mid air! Now he’s complaining to the judges, crying foul.”
“The Wizard is yelling something at him. Can you hear what it is, Chick?”
“Ho, ho! The Wizard is saying, ‘you’d know about fowls, wouldn’t you, quack-boy?’”
“He’s certainly not gaining any points with the Transylvania Fraternity.”
“No he isn’t, Chick, and Mayor Mackenzie has just thrown out red flag! It looks like a penalty for the Wizard!”
“This isn’t good for the wiley one, Chet.”
“Not at all, Chick. The Wizard pulls the umbrella out of the air and takes an en garde position. Von Frankenstein attacks with a series of slashes. Wizard tries to repost, but Von Frankenstein’s blade has cut the end off the Wizard’s umbrella! He’s cut it in half again! Von Frankenstein has gone bananas! One more stroke and, ooh! He’s knocked the umbrella right out of the Wizard’s hand!”
“It looks like the Wizard’s had it, Chet. All you folks who bet on him down at Vlad’s Tavern had better get ready to pay up!”
“The crowd is aghast, Chick. Even Eerie Myst has taken her eyes off Nosta’s impressive package long enough to gasp in horror at what’s about to happen next.”
“But the Wizard doesn’t seem concerned! He’s standing his ground, spreading his arms! What balls he has!”
“Von Frankenstein levels his blade, takes a two step forward advance and thrusts!”
“It’s all over for the Wizard…. But wait! Von Frankenstein’s sword has suddenly turned into a fish!”
“I believe it’s a trout, Chick.”
“You may be right, Chet. The trout is the most prominent fish in the waters of the streams and lakes surrounding Raven’s Point. In fact, the Raven’s Point Ramada Inn is offering a special on its trout dinners this Friday. So remember, folks, when you want to rest at the best, Ramada is your only choice!”
“That’s right, Chick, Ramada Inn is the sponsor of today’s awesome battle.”
“Ramada Inn rocks, Chet.”
“Yes it does, Chick, but now back to the action. Von Frankenstein has thrown the fish to the ground and is screaming for satisfaction. Mayor McKenzie has thrown up his hands. He’s signaling to the judges. Now they’re all conferring about something. The judges are nodding their heads. McKenzie is approaching the mike.”
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. SINCE IN THE OPINION OF THE JUDGES THERE IS NO DECISIVE WINNER WITH SABRES, SUDDEN DEATH HAS BEEN CALLED AND THE DUEL WILL CONTINUE WITH PISTOLS.
“Von Frankenstein seems pleased by the decision of the judges, Chet. He’s nodding his approval to his supporters, who are all nodding and applauding politely.”
“But what’s the Wizard’s reaction, Chick? I can’t see him down there.”
“Neither can I, Chet. You don’t think he’s forfeited and left, do you?”
“I don’t know. Von Frankenstein is known to be a crack shot with a dueling pistol. Maybe the Wizard has decided on practicing the better part of valor.”
“That doesn’t sound like the Wizard I know, Chet he…WAIT A MINUTE! There’s the Wizard! He’s suddenly appeared beside Countess Dawn. He’s waving a hand in front of her!”
“OH MY GOD, CHICK! Her gown has just leapt off her and appeared on Von Frankenstein!”
“And it’s not a bad fit, either, Chet. Von Frankenstein actually looks stunning in orange and black.”
“Countess Dawn doesn’t look bad either, Chick. She’s trying to grow a third hand in an attempt to cover everything up.”
“She’s not doing a very good job of it though, is she Chet.”
“No she isn’t, Chick. But now what is the Wizard doing? He’s taken her into his arms, leaned her over backwards, and he’s kissing her!”
“He certainly has his hands full of tomatoes now all right!”
“The graduating class of 96 doesn’t seem to like it much though. They’ve all pulled out scalpels and they’re advancing toward him. But he doesn’t see them!”
“But look at the other side of the field! Nosta sees them, and the ever-popular blue-eyed redneck is ready! He has M16’s in both hands! He’s firing them together!”
“Holy Mollie, Chick! Nosta’s blowing them away! Transylvania U frat boys are flying everywhere!”
“I guess this means that the next Translyvania U class reunion isn’t going to be much fun.”
“No it isn’t Chick. The Wizard has dropped Countess Dawn, who is lying in a swoon, and he’s appeared beside Nosta. They’re raising their hands in victory and the crowd loves it”
“Von Frankenstein is livid! He’s pulling at the gown and he’s yelling things like foul and undignified. The judges seem to agree, and they’re calling on the Wizard to correct the situation.”
“The Wizard shrugs and makes a gesture toward Von Frankenstein.”
“Jeez Louise, Chet! The gown has traded places with Grinningbook’s Victoria Secret kangaroo suit! Von Frankenstein’s pretty skinny, but that bra seems to fit him pretty well. The few remaining members of the Transylvania U fraternity and clapping their approval. One of them is running up and trying to stuff a dollar into Von Frankenstein’s panties! Von Frankenstein looks shocked! He takes one of the dueling pistols out of the case McKenzie is holding and he SHOOTS HIS FRAT BROTHER!”
“Boy, Chick. If he treats one of his own that way, what is he going to do to the Wizard?”
“That remains to be seen, Chet as the pistol is reloaded. Now it’s given back to Von Frankenstein and the Wizard takes the other. They’re standing back to back. McKenzie calls for them to start pacing. Just look at the way that kangaroo tail is swishing back and forth from the top of Von Frankenstein’s thong!”
“That is quite a distracting sight, Chick. You do know that the Victoria Secret Kangaroo suit was designed by the Wizard himself.”
“I did know that, Chet. But I doubt he had this is mind for it, though.”
“Probably not. All right. They’ve stopped. They’re turning around. Von Frankenstein aims his pistol and fires! But there’s no flash, no bullet! A big sign that says BANG! Has just sprung from the barrel instead! Von Frankenstein is staring at it as if he doesn’t understand what’s happened.”
“Now it’s the Wizard’s turn. He’s set his pistol on the ground. Holy Mollie, Chet, it’s turned into a cannon!”
“It certainly has, Chick. The Wizard touches it off and it goes off with a loud boom. OOOH! Von Frankenstein has been hit right in the mush!”
“Yes Chet, but it wasn’t a cannonball that hit him. IT WAS A TOMATO!”
“Von Frankenstein is certainly seeing red now, Chick. Tomato juice is dripping down all over his lacy bra!”
“Wait a minute! McKenzie is signaling that it’s over! He’s pointing to the Wizard! The Wizard has won! The crowd goes crazy! He’s opened his Hawaiian shirt, and women are stuffing a fortune down his pants!”
“Von Frankenstein if furious. He’s storming toward the carriage with his tail swishing behind him. Countess Dawn has seen the way he’s dressed for the first time. SHE SEEMS TO LIKE IT! She’s licking her lips! Now she’s pulled him down on top of her! They’re rolling off into the grass!”
“Well, Von Frankenstein may have lost the duel, but it looks like he’s about to SCORE anyway!”
“It certainly does, Chick. Well, that’s it for us at the Duck Pond as the wiley Wizard pulls off a strange one. For Chet I’m Chick, and we’ll see you next time!”
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This is posted at the -{{ Mortuary}}- where I work ! In the real world!
Sounds strange! No my Halloween friends...........
This kind of humor _______
Can even put a smile on a -{{Stiff!}}- heeh,heeh,

MEMO:::::
To: CATWOMAN
From: Batman

You are my eternal passion, you are my heart, your love beats deep within me and gives me life. As I stand here today with the world as my witness, I pledge to you my undying and everlasting love. I will stand beside you as your partner,I will stand before you as your protector, And I will stand behind you as your solace. Please spend and end your life with me. When I am with you, I have everything--when I am without you, I have nothing.
Tonight will be our night of unbridled passion. Just to look upon your lovely face takes my very breath. Your touch tears at my flesh like the fire of our passion. When I am in your arms, I am both powerful and helpless. I long for your embrace, I need your soft kisses and I live for your gentle caress.Tonight, we are as one and it is you, and only you, that will make me whole again.I will love you for all of eternity,
If you still want to see me........Lets met in he ''Graveyard'' at 12:00 sharp: I long to be with you!
Batman


rod spain

Thirteen sound grew tired of chasing the mice in the shop, all of whom tended to thumb their noses at her and then promptly dissappear before she could reach them.

Since David and Christine hadn't come back down yet, she decided she would explore elsewhere. Niether of them would likely pay much attention to her anyway, so she didn't imagine she would be missed for awhile. She nosed the door, which had been left ajar, open and sprinted outside onto the gloomy, misty cobblestone street.

Thirteen was disappointed at first, since there wasn't much more going on out there than there was in the shop. So she wandered, trotting along, paying no attention to exactly where she was or how in the world she was ever going to get back.

Soon she found herself in the graveyard. She found that she liked the soft grass on her paws, and several times she lept atop tombstones to have a better look around.

There was one open grave that peaked her curiousity a lot. There were strange, urgent, vaguely human sounds coming from it, and every now and then a leathery arm or leg would come flying out only to be snatched up and dragged back inside the hole.

Her first instinct was to jump off the tombstone and run directly to the puzzling grave. But she remembered what Grinningbook had told her about being wary of odd things in Raven's Point, at least until she was a little bigger and knew her way around a little more.

But finally curiousity got the better of her and she jumped down and slunk cautiously forward. When she reached the edge of the grave, she drew her small face just far enough over to see what was going on inside. A partially dissasembled corpse and a small woman with very large hair were rolling around in the bottom of the hole laughing manically. Thirteen found this odd, but it didn't seem as if they were hurting each other, since both of them wore very wide smiles. She decided that whatever was going on had to be some sort of strange human behavior, which, as all cats knew, rarely made any sense at all. But she soon decided that if she wanted to see this sort of thing, she could have stayed home and wandered upstairs to David's loft bedroom, since something similar was probablly still going on up there.

So she crept away, leaving the odd people in the grave to whatever they were doing and wandered into a stand of trees to the right of the grave. There she found something really wonderful. It was an old, discarded broomstick partially covered with leaves and pine needles. If this was what her instincts told her it was, she wondered why it had been left, discareded that way.

Soon, she discovered that it really didn't matter, so she moved over to fully inspect her new find. Thirteen knew that witches could fly on these things and when they did they usually had cats like her along as familiars. That might mean, she thought, tossing her head, that she might be able to fly on it alone.

She stepped on it cautiously and thought about flying. At first, nothing happened. She was about to step off the thin handle and investigate something else when all of a sudden she felt herself being lifted off the ground. She hugged the handle for dear life, beginning to wonder if fooling with the broom was really such a good idea after all.

But before she could think about it very much, she found herself rocketing through the sky above Raven's Point....

[b]
[blue]Frankie's....knees were shaking!
Mainly because she was in the Graveyard. Hoping. her
new love { Batman } would be there at 12:00 midnight!
Her heart was beating fast.....''what if he thinks I'm
not the real Cat Woman?'' She hears a noise turns
around its James Dean! Frankie let out a sigh!....



''You own me Frankie,'' he grinned! For what? Frankie
frowned, ''Well, lets just say, all the times I've helped
you ''....and 'YOU' didn't even know it. She made an awful
face, ''huh!'' Lets take tonight, ''Your hands look like
they been scrubbing laundry!'' All red and cracked. ''I have to
work,'' said Frankie He answered , ''Cat Woman doesn't! Her
hair is Raven, long and curly''! ''She's got that classy wild look.
That men loose their soul for!'' he growled. hehe




Well bellowed Frankie, ''just kick me down some more!" You know
I can't be anybody but who I am. ''Oh, my dear your wrong,''
Jimmy snickered. Batman will never buy this Cat Woman.
So flat Chested! Oh, screamed Frankie , ''I knew this would never
work! she took off the mask, started to cry!'' Wait a minute
Jimmy responded, You are here in the graveyard right.
I haven't been stuck in limbo for 67 years without learning
a few powers. Do I still look like a Movie Star? .....
Yes, Frankie said, ''with tears
streaming down her cheeks. ''How old do you think I look now?''
he asked. Well,'' ....above 19, not more than 24 years old,
How can that be.'' she replied? He took her by the hand,
leading Frankie unto the mausoleum! Feel this perpetual
climate! Winter outside,
perrr-fect in here!!!

''SEE the dome in the ceiling.'' Yes, said Frankie, so what...
''it looks like an upside down boat with two oars sticking out!''
Oh Frankie ...''I would except this out of you!'' Look from
the front view, and down the 20 foot wall,'' he barked. ''The whole
wall and ceiling was covered with a relief.'' A scene etched
in the stone. A Goddess carved in egyptian stones! This is
real - ancient ritual stone from the pharaohs! When Countess
Dawns Grandpapa, had the fountain's put in, this relief was
found. It had been completely buried in the false wall!
''See the lotus in the water, it never wilts. ''Why, because this
is where the water, going through the stones in the wall.''


You can only see the reverse image? Frankie, ''this powerful
water is a flowing fountain of youth!'' Put your hands in the
fountain. She walks over to the huge stone fountain
coming out of the wall. Sticks her hands in. The water was
ice cold. ''Jimmy,___________
nothings happening,'' she said. ''This is so {{stu_-_pit}}.''
I should have never believed you.'' She took her hands
out of the water. Wipped the tears out of her eyes.
Sat down on the stone bench.
Jimmy didn't say a word. He just looked at her face. It was
perfect and young. The body that had been there was
transformed. Frankie was mesmerized. She looked down at her
hands which had been red and cracked only to see milkly
white perfect skin. Frankie screamed,''Jimmy I'm beautiful!''
''My body is glowing. I feel 25 years younger.'' He replied,
''You look it too! '' Frankie asked,'' will I look like
this forever?'' she was so excited. Her voice was loud.



''Wait a minute , you will have about 4 hours and 8
seconds with your body weight!'' he sighed! To bad
he said, ''under his breath, it didn't help her
brain.'' hehe She kissed Jimmy, goodbye! Stood
out front of the mausoleum.. By the door,
for Batman. With her new body,
the Cat woman suit. Frankie was the real Mc'Kitty!
He pulled up right at 12:00 midnight! This Bat-Guy
was buff. So handsome, any girl would have wanted
him. He ask,'' would you like to see my manison?''
''Hope you feel safe with me.?'' Frankie looked over
at Batman, and said....''your -BATMAN- aren't you?
Yes,'' He replied in a sexy deep voice!'' ''A big Yes,
then,'' She answered!


Cat Woman:
Iam here tonight becasue ''{I love you!}'' Say your
mine, Frankie looked over at him ...........
''Iam yours, to the bat cave,'' she snickered!
''I mean to the new manison in Raven's Point!''


Mean while back at the bat cave,heheh
Batman spoke:::: Cat Woman...... my pet!
''The very sight of you in that special CAT Suit
stokes the fire in my loins. ''I ache to have you,
again and again.'' Of all the spells being bandied
about in Raven's Point--the spell you have over
me,'' has to be the most powerful!''He takes Frankie
in my arms...his piercing gaze is locked on
her young beautiful eyes....''



Ran his fingers through her hair...
There kisses were deep and soulful...sweet
as "wine" and neverending! His hungry mouth
moves across her neck and shoulders. ''I am
ravenous and you are my prey tonight...''
There breathing becomes synchronous...
Her knees weaken and she collapse
in his arms, ''You are mine...Dawn!''




Batman awaken smiling..''.could
this have been real? '' Or just a blissful dream?''
I want you! Dawn!.... again tonight!
''I love this new town caled Raven's Point,'' he mumbled.
''I must get more rest before another night
like this,'' thought Batman. ''What a girl!
I love that, Cat woman!''
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Frankie was walking back to the Laudormat!
She thought with a smile on her face.'' I don't
care what Batman calls me.'' I got more
tongue last night than the
Holy Ghost! HeHeHe ''I love this Halloween
town,'' she replied,''
''As she was dry cleaning_____ Countess Dawn's
Halloween - Black - {Cat Woman}- Suit!

Batman stood in his new mansion thinking how blissful his night has been so far.Wanting Catwoman every minute of the day and night.Wishing to caress her body and take her to places she never dreamed of.But Batman noticed the chapped red hands but thought to himself,"who cares as long as I get to have her!","don't even care if she had breast reduction!" "She is still mine!!!".With that in mind Batman locked the front door,walked upstairs to the bedroom alone.He opened the door and saw the large bed with satin sheets,Batman closed his eyes and imagined that on the bed was his dearest love begging for his attention and affection."Soon,very soon,we'll be together my love"

rod spain

As Batman took off his cape and cowl,he heard a voice saying,"Fear not the word of love friend Batman!".Now Bruce Wayne,his eyes searched everywhere to find a form to fit the voice.In the dark corner a tall medium built man appeared."Who are you?!"demanded the cape crusader.The figure of a man held out his hand and replied,"Men call me the Phantom Stranger and I come to the aide to those in need!"The dark clad figure was dressed in a white turtle neck,wide brimmed dark hat,white gloves,long dark cape and a large gold medallion.
"I didn't call for you and how did you get in here?!" said Batman.The face of the stranger was stern and serious,"You need not call for me to come to the aide of you and how I got here,well...let us say that I have my ways!""You are in need of me as far as your conscience and you being confused about this woman....Countess Dawn".She does have feelings for you BUT BEWARE my friend,she can use her seductive powers to even overcome even the hardest and steadfast of men.""Come walk with me,friend Batman."
The words the stranger spoke sent a chill in the crusader's heart,"Could he possibly know more about Countess Dawn aka Catwoman than I do?" thought Batman.But he could not resist the invitation to probe for more information about his beloved.Within an instant both the Phantom Stranger and now Bruce Wayne went out into the night here at Raven's Point.
The first stop was at Vlad's.Inside the establishment,the Phantom Stranger thought to himself,"How typical human or even NON human this indulgience of liquor and foodstuff".Bruce Wayne turned to the starnger and said,"What do you know of the Countess aka Catwoman?"With eyes that reveil the ages of long past,the man of mystery slowly replied,"She is NOT who she seems to be!""She was born out of the womb of time and evil,chaos was her first mate!""She is the Mistress of all that is not suppose to be,who thrives on the weaknesses of men!" "Each form she takes is a form to seduce those from which she can gain more power!""In other words,your beloved Countess Dawn is only a form to be used during this period of time,as lovely as she is and no matter how innocent she may protray she is still who she was,is and shall be.....Tala,queen to chaos and disorder!!"The stranger paused as Bruce Wayne stepped back not believing what he is hearing and trying to comprehend.
"Let me get this straight,bud,YOU"RE telling me my sweet,classy and sexy Catwoman or Countess Dawn is a DEMON?!!""NO!",replied the dark clad figure,"The form on which she takes is in a host body,a actual human body.Tala's ability is to invade and lay low in the host body until such a time that she deems to change and FULLY take over your feline friend!"
"GOD do I need a drink and stiff one!"said Bruce."What can I do to help?""TO get back the one that I love?!"
"Let me stay here with you here in Raven's POINT and I will guide you safely so with my help we can both beat Tala once and for all and you will be able to have the one you truly do love...back with you safely."With those words spoken by the stranger,Bruce granted his stay at his new mansion with hopes of coming up with some battle plan to fight THE WORST VILLIANESS EVER!!!TALA!

rod spain

Countess Dawn took two steps and fell on the floor!
Blood was gushing from her mouth and ears. Not a
pretty site! Victor holds himself up with his back
againist the wall. He's in shock! Rod - their trusted bodyguard, is
on the scene! A Tall dark stranger is watching over
them....will ''Countess Dawn'' live to see the night?
She raises her head and mumbles ''TALA'' Darkness has
fallen over the {{Frankenstein Castle}} once more!

The attack on the Countess almost proved to fatal,the tall stranger walks in between Victor and Rod,both are at awe at the sight of this strange dark clad figure.The Phantom Stranger gazes into the countess's pale contenance.With one swift stroke of his hand above her face a flash of mystical light swarms around her petite,frail body.All of a sudden a bellow of haunting proportions emerges from the Countess,her eyes turn into white orbs,her throat inflates like that of a giant bullfrog.Cursing and laughter in many different voices come out of her like a flood on parch land.
Eyes wide in terror as both Rod and Victor see what was a gentle beautiful woman change into a creature of horror beyond comprehendsion.
"For God sake do something,what the hell is it?!!"yelled Victor.But alas it was too late,the final battle had begun.
The Phantom Stranger mustarded all of his mystical powers to force the Demon Mistress Tala out of the Countess before she was able to maintain the eternal stronghold on the frail girl.
Clouds of darkness suddenly appear in the room,dark demon aides come rushing out the night attacking those in the room.All of a sudden came a yell of defiance as a caped figure flew through the tower window were literally all hell was breaking loose,Batman fights with all of his might against the demon aides,using every weapon on his utility belt,the cape crusader thrashes his way through almost incredible odds to help his comrade of mystery.
What seemed to have taken hours were mere minutes as night finally turned into day.Daylight began to break,the fight was about over.Demonic screams fade into the sounds of day.Battered and bruised both the stranger and the cape crusader look at the lovely Countess Dawn as a smile came across her face as she said,"Thank you stranger and to you my cowld lover,I owe you my life."
To avoid anymore confortation(especially with Victor),Batman smiled and walked past Rod and said,"Take care of her,I'll see her later whn she is well again".Batman walked up to the tall man of mystery,shook his hand and said,"Meet you at Vlad's,it's been a Hell of a night!"With those words spoken,The Phantom Stranger just smiled,tipped his hat and meerly acknowledge the invitation.

rod spain

Dawn seem fine all evening!
Victor wasn't feeling well. Retired to his
chambers early. She knock on his door, just
to say good night. Knock! Knock! Knock!




''My Lovely Dawn, do come in.''
remarked Victor.
She came in and sat down on the bed.
Victor'', she said, I want to talk to
you about Batman. Victor gently pulled
her close. SSSShhhhhh! I Didn't believe
a word! For goodness sake! ''the guys
a made up {{Super Hero!''}} A character out
of the comic's. -haha- His eyes met her sexy
gaze! Absolutely breathtaking! You are
beautiful tonight!__________ The scent of
your freshly washed, long curly hair.
Is making my blood boil! -WoW!- L.O.L.




Victors long fingers meandered down
the small of her back. He nibbled on her
ear lob so softy. She smiled,'' I love you
Victor von Frankenstein.'' As his hands
danced over her entire body, it sent
shivers and sparks up and down her
spine! He slowly traced her curves.
Softly kissing the side of her neck!
Countess Dawn's well formed breast were
tucked into her, Lacy Silk Red Robe.
Covered by an expensive gown and
pair of silky panties to match.



How could any real -Man- not want her?



The outline of her breast, produced such
a wonderful shadow, as the Moon Light
hit the window seal. His mouth__________
absorbed every drop of moisture on her
lips.'' WoW! ''You feel incredible,'' he
whispered, in her ear! Dawn giggled!
''Is this the same guy who fell in love
with me ......in the second grade? ''
He grinned like a school boy, and said,
''Trick -or- treat!'' YUM! Victor leaned
foreward ....his massive frame
smothered her! The lovely
Countess Dawn.......purred, like a
kitten!'' Meow! Meow! Meow! ''

Mademouselle ~~ Countess''Dawn''- Von ~~ Frankenstein~~

The morning sun had already swept off the frost when Putrid and Amoura climbed up from the empty grave. Making there way to the front of the church neither could walk a strait line.
Amoura holds herself up on the steppes,

“Oh my gosh! I haven’t been to the diner in a hole day! I wonder if there’s any food left.
My soup!”

Putrid grabs a hole of her and they tumble back down and lay in a heap at the bottom. “Your my soup!” he exclaims as they start to roll in the slush.
With a lot of laughing, pushing and garbing they finally made it through the heavy wooden door. Tripping over each other the stumbled through the sanctuary doors only to hear a soft meow behind them.

"Putrid, isn’t that the Wizards cat?”

13 and the broom where hovering just out of reach. The broom lunged forward as the kitten let out a screech and raced back out to the graveyard. “Well Amoura. I do believe it is.”

Putrid and Amoura ran out of the church to see where the kitten went. 13 and the broom were zigzagging through the tombstones and then did loops around an oak tree.
Amoura turns to Putrid,

“You see if you can catch it and I’ll get the Wizard.”




"Sure, dead things and the warm sunshine don't mix,, but I like it!"