"Crumpkin's Pumpkins" online pumpkin patch - it's a Virtual Nightmare...!
Greetings HF Members!
New over here, and just wanted to post an introductory link to my viciously virtual, poisonously perilous online pumpkin patch, "Crumpkin's Pumpkins" --
DSL-or-+ broadband is required, and first time Visitors may wish to review the "Viewing Guide" before immersing in this online entertainment.
Meet the pumpkins! Get lost in our Hay Maze! Boost some wicked cool freebies from the Gift Shop (no adware/spyware attached to downloads)!, and try to get out of the Patch alive! heh, heh...
More mischief coming in '08! Hope you have a horribly good time...
Most Sanguine Cheers,
SOT
__________________ "By My Prickley, Long-Stemmed Nose,
Something Wicked This Way Grows...!"
"Cute?" "CUTE?" It was supposed to be TERRIFYING! Or, well, at least deeply unsettling.
I'll have you know I've had it confirmed by several sources that this video is at a minimum "Darkly Humorous". (True, those opinions do come from the Zombies out by the swamps, and therefore their views are somewhat suspect, but still...)
Oh alright, maybe it's only a bit scarier than The Munsters, and we hope at least as weird as The Addams Family. But "cute"? Hal, kid, you're killin' me, and that's not so easy (just ask that pest Van Helsing...)!
We horrible, scary, poisonous, nasty Pumpkin Patch Demons have our dignity, you know.
Your other comments were quite welcome, though, and so nice we'll be pinning them up on the door of the old refrigerator rusting around back of the 'Gift Shoppe' here at The Patch. And believe me, what's inside of it is not "cute" at all. Heh-heh...
Most Sanguine Cheers,
SOT
__________________ "By My Prickley, Long-Stemmed Nose,
Something Wicked This Way Grows...!"
okay, darkly humorous, but when a little 2 year old watches and doesn't run screaming from the room but claps and says play it again hallo, it's a .... relief. so let's just go with very well made and darkly humorous the son of thing
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? coulrophobia ?
don't laugh, this fear is contagious
LOL ... sorry , but had my wife watched it after myself , and she too , thought it was "cute" . She also wondered something she caught . She was wondering if the "ghost" that was in the trailer , was happy to see you or what ? ( We viewed the vid at full screeen HD on YOUTUBE : YouTube - Crumpkin's Pumpkins' Pumpkin Song )
And scarey ? ... sorry , afraid not .
Ah yes, Hal, but what you don' t realize is that, upon the second viewing -- the viewer is thereafter possessed! Um, sorry about your tot -- should we have included a Disclaimer up front?
(Oh, alright, we'll pull some strings and undo the possession-thing. But just this once, and only for your wee tyke. If you've seen it twice, well, that's that then...)
And MM -- Yes! The "ghost" in the trailer (aka, ol' "Lumpy" Crumpkin himself) is very happy to see you. Especially if you're alone. And most especially if you're alone on Halloween night... Several of Lumpy's guests are still hanging around The Patch, if you know what I mean. Heh-heh...
And, well, if you won't say our video is "scary", per se, then at least you've got to admit it's got lots of scary things in it! It does! It does, it does, it does...! (and maybe it is scary if you watch it in the dark with a friend and each of you holds a flashlight under your chins and makes Vincent Price-faces.)
We can't all be doing the "Saw"-thing, y'know. Some of us prefer to let our Visitors discover the legless corpses, disembodied heads, electrocution victims, and mutilated -- well..., let's just say, "Other Attractions", here at The Patch at a more laid-back, shall I say, chilling, pace. We take a somewhat more bucolic approach to these things...
But anybody says "cute" again, and we get the Big Book out (you know the one we mean) and call for Back-Up...
Most Sanguine Cheers,
SOT
__________________ "By My Prickley, Long-Stemmed Nose,
Something Wicked This Way Grows...!"
i think it needs to be passed on because it is so ____. i think i will send it to baron sami
i think i will send it on to bethene
i think i will send it to madame t
and malificent, and mhooch, the costumer, and i can't remember but maybe a couple of others. now i hope i haven't ruined your reputation and they all come back with a ---- comment.
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? coulrophobia ?
don't laugh, this fear is contagious
"Crumpkin's Pumpkins" online pumpkin patch - it's a Virtual Nightmare...!
sorry , but had my wife watched it after myself , and she too , thought it was "cute" . She also wondered something she caught . She was wondering if the "ghost" that was in the trailer , was happy to see you or what ? ( We viewed the vid at full screeen HD on YOUTUBE : 
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