Thread: "Crumpkin's Pumpkins" online pumpkin patch - it's a Virtual Nightmare...!

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By all the Foul Things that Nibble the Cloven Toes of Shnellgor the Malicious…!

Not only a shamelessly unrestrained " c--- " slanderation, but in pink yet! Oh, Spookilicious..., what have I ever done to you? Well -- now your broom's on the radar, sister, you may count on it...! Where's that wand... Ah -- !

"Ixnay... ponuay... ethay... utecay...! Ontopray...!

Ha! That ought to do it. 'Hope you like "escargot", Mama -- better have a few gallons of butter and the big pan ready... And you'll have to shell them yourself, when they arrive... Heh-heh... Oh, and I made sure there would be extra portions for the kids. Seconds, Thirds..., Ninety-forths...

And thanks very much, Hallo. Nothing like pouring a little "oil-of-gloat" into the open wound... Oooooooo....

I'd be hot under the collar, but around here that's a given anyway... (and the cloaks have to stay on until "casual Friday", too... ) I think my tail is developing a nervous twitch...

Grrrrrrrrr...

ooohhh, and in pink, i missed that. well, you still have kprimm who really is down with you. hahaha
i see shadow has mentioned your little site here in the new members introduction a couple of times.

Well at least all that heckling has died-down... Heh... Gotta admit, spending the extra few bucks on those high-quality Voodoo Dolls really does make a difference, if it real results one is looking for...

Ahem. Now, back to the awful agenda at hand, um, stem, that this thread is supposed to convey. To wit, those Troubled Spirits who would like to, may sing along with The Pumpkin Song!, lyrics to leer at here -- CRUMPKINS PUMPKINS - The Pumpkin Song! - Cosmic Associates -- a sinister little Scroll to abrade one's eyeballs, whilst one submits to suffering a fearful earful... !

The Depths of Terror Knows No Bottom of Ensuing Doom...! HAHAHAHA! Or, um, something like that...

MSC/SOT

okay, with the tune in the sideline, it's moved up a notch from cute to just to darn sweet. love singing along, i swear my uncarved pumpkin shrunk a knotch whilst i was belting out in song. what's up with that? looks over shoulder and waiting for all fiendish ghouls to be called off since ---- is no longer in play here.

Well Hallo, I'll try to call off the latest "Emissaries of Doom" headed your way, but, um --

The Mole People get terrible cell reception underground...,

And the Bats are all very excited about helping you in your salon (they're reading all the hair-styling books they can find lately -- only problem is, they read upside-down, so I'm sure you can imagine the impending results)...,

Good news, though -- The Spiders are finished webbing-up the scenery around here, and have all already hopped the next Greyhound out... (The dog, not the bus, so it still may take them a little time to reach you.) I'm sure they'll be there by Halloween eve... Isn't that "sweet"...?

Heh-heh...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFzwV9OHUa8]YouTube - How to kill a spider[/ame]

oh, isn't that just the SWEETEST thing. SOT aka sweet old thing...i love the lyrics. now everyone can sing along. Let's just not focus on the not-quite-so-sweet lyrics. It kinda reminds me of some of the morbid grim nursery rhymes that we sing to our little ones to lull them to sleep.

"...SWEET...OLD...THING...?!?"

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By The Uncountable Writhing Nasal Hairs of Hirsutia-the-Hirsute...!!

Shadowless, you exasperating little elf, you asked for it! Now I've got a little "song" for you...! --

YouTube - Joe Pesci with His Head On Fire

"Sweet", huh? Oooooooooo... Sweet like Cherries Jubilee...!

Grrrrr.

seems sot got more upset over the sweet word than the old word. go figure. well, let's see, i'm on the good list right now, maybe i should stay there. lol. nahhh, hhhmmmm, what mischief can i get into. be back later