Thread: "Crumpkin's Pumpkins" online pumpkin patch - it's a Virtual Nightmare...!

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yeah, i've watched it several times. i'm not signing any disclaimer. hey, how'd you like how i got away with the ---- word again. didn't catch it did you?

ARRRRRrrrrgghh…!

By the Eternal Flaming Rash of the Great Orkin BallHog! Now you’ll pay, girl –

“Caveo… Pessimus… Cucurbitacea…!”

Just remember, when the vines start coming up for you through the floorboards, you asked for it. And another thing –

Uh, hang on a sec, got a call coming in on the Hot Line…

Yes? Well, yes, but she -- Yes, but… Really, it was only a minor incantation, Sir… And after she did -- But... Yes, Sir. Very well.

Hmmm. It would appear you’ve been reprieved from the Wrath of the Gourds, Hal. My little invocation has been waived, it seems. I’ve been informed that the Home Office has taken notice of your recent posts and regards you as potential ‘First Class Taunter’ material. Good luck if they send you an interview request. Heh-heh…

Most Sanguine Cheers,
SOT

cocosan, hhhmmmm, i have an email he has looked at this site, but when i pull up here i don't see him. odd

hallorenescene is right. that was SO

jk. actually, it was really cool in a creepy way. i will not complain about my job again.

Terrifying web site. Very well done.

Alright, Shadowless, you're going in the cauldron too... Grrrrrr... I think this constitutes an official "cute" attack. (Should I whine to Larry?) Oooo... Once I find where I left my wand and pointy-hat, kiddo..., well... just look out... (And your "job" is what? "Taunter-in-training"...? Hmmm?)

Ahem.

lol.........

Kprimm, thank you for your very nice -- and dignified -- comment. It is appreciated!

Please excuse me, I'm off to look for my pointy-hat now (and yes, it's the one with the moons and stars on it, not the letter "D"! lol.........)

omg...what have i done?!? i can no longer sleep at night. i can feel the flickering yellow eyes watching me from the depths of the outer darkness. toothy grins silently laughing as my doom is planned. i implore you, can you not find it in your heart to let go of such anger towards cute? must you really attack cute?
http://www.gronnevik.se/rjukan/uploa...e_kitten.p.jpg

Heh-heh...




Well Shadowless..., of course I wouldn't attack "cute". But I'm having something of a time holding back some of the other Denizens around here... Still, I think I've got things under control. Go back to sleep now. Sweet dreams...

MSC,
SOT

aweee, the great sot does indeed have things under control. i am breaking the horrible spell sot has placed on me. enough with the cute stuff. so my computer will no longer malfunction as it has since the curse was placed on me, i have been reduced to telling my grandaughter the pumpkins are not cute but come in the night and squeesh you while you sleep. reduced to tears she crys, don't let the terrifying pumpkins get me grandma.

[whispers, yes sweety, i know the pumpkins are v e r y cute]
might i repeat-
creepy dancing singing pumpkins and
utterings from the crumptons
tell of many
evils