mike meyers is a sissy

**Jeffhawk** · 11-19-2009,07:27 PM

yes its true. even the gemmy rob zombie prop shows that this is true.the prop is very wimpy looking,skinny,and not very big.the jason prop is bigger and far superior.Mike Meyers cried when his neice called him uncle,jason would of cut her little head off.mike took how long to kill jamie lee curtis?he didnt,(wuss) Jason killed freddy.mike meyers became freinds with dr evil,and cried cause daddy wasnt there,oops wrong one.Friday the 13th has lot of T-N-A! Jamie Lee has a weenie.mike got killed,went to the morge,came back, and left.Jason would of wiped everybody out at the morge.Jason is a good boy,do you listen to you mom?she knows best!

lets hear what ya think!

**Bubbels** · 11-19-2009,07:51 PM

Lol! Nice!

**savagehaunter** · 11-19-2009,08:31 PM

Mike Myers sucks. Jason Voorhees would kill him in two minutes if they met. Jason is the best and ultimate horror film icon.

**hallorenescene** · 11-19-2009,08:47 PM

no, your wrong, i'm the weenie! lol. i'm not watching any of those movies. and i don't care if mm cried, he's still as scarey as jason. bbbrrrrr.

**savagehaunter** · 11-19-2009,09:29 PM

Mike is a sissy! Jason would have him beat in two minutes. Mike walks as slow as an 80 year old. Jason would use his trusty masheti to gut him and have the job finished before Mike knew what hit him.

**MichaelMyers1** · 11-20-2009,05:20 AM

First of all...its MICHAEL Myers...not Mike

.....I have not seen the Rob Zombie remakes....not interested. The ORIGINAL HALLOWEEN was the best...no need for a remake. The original Friday the 13ths were not scary, imho, but very cheesy. Kevin Bacon wearing a speedo, (and a little too excited, if you know what I mean) is not scary. Just plain silly. Besides the point that they totally ripped off HALLOWEENS idea of watching from the killers point of view. Now who would win a death match? Who knows.....but the HALLOWEEN series and Michael Myers are still the original horror killer and movie classic.