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yeah... I gotta agree with Hannibal The more for me

Finn.... you are as bad as my husband.... he argues that if we get desperate we can always eat the pets People do that now, and there aren't a zombies, yet

As of right now... I am refusing to eat a Zombie or my dog How about a zombie dog?

Although my story might change when the zombies attackThat's all I'm saying

Originally Posted by hannibal

I'm gonna have to rethink joining your group then...I'm not eating any zombies!!
Can't we just make a quick stop at a supermarket?? Maybe a Burger King or McDonalds? We do have a tank after all...who's gonna tell us no?

McDonalds? Really? I used to work at the meat packing plant that supplies McDonalds with their meat. I'd rather eat a zombie.

Originally Posted by propmistress

yeah... I gotta agree with Hannibal

Finn.... you are as bad as my husband.... he argues that if we get desperate we can always eat the pets

As of right now... I am refusing to eat a Zombie or my dog

Although my story might change when the zombies attack

ummmmm...not to rain on your parade...we have 1 cat and 2 dogs and I already know which order we would eat them in if we needed to. Maybe we all should have asked a few more questions before deciding to ban together....lol

Originally Posted by Finn

McDonalds? Really? I used to work at the meat packing plant that supplies McDonalds with their meat. I'd rather eat a zombie.

McDonalds was a suggestion..it's not set in stone...lol. I don't eat there either but desperate times call for desperate measures.

Originally Posted by propmistress

yeah... I gotta agree with Hannibal

Finn.... you are as bad as my husband.... he argues that if we get desperate we can always eat the pets

As of right now... I am refusing to eat a Zombie or my dog

Although my story might change when the zombies attack

I'd kill and eat the husband before I ate my cats actually it'd be best to save the mother-in-law then wait until our food runs low and eat her instead, the meat will be a bit older and a bit more fatty but it'd save my marriage.

Hannibal what order have you decided to eat your pets?

Are you sure you don't want to consider Halloween's idea about eating your mother in law first?

And Finn I think we have a problem.

I was talking to my husband, who is a horror movie watching science geek, and he says we can't eat a Zombie without turning into a Zombie ourselves.

He says that in movies and in real life (In Africa...there is a parasite that results in brain damage, and then animation of the corpse for 24 hours) zombies are created by viruses, bacteria, or parasites.

We cannot eat any part of the Zombie with out being exposed to this virus, bacteria, or parasite.

Originally Posted by halloween_sucks_in_the_uk

I'd kill and eat the husband before I ate my cats actually it'd be best to save the mother-in-law then wait until our food runs low and eat her instead, the meat will be a bit older and a bit more fatty but it'd save my marriage.

Why wait till the food runs low?

Originally Posted by Finn

Why wait till the food runs low?

Good point

Originally Posted by propmistress

Hannibal what order have you decided to eat your pets?

Are you sure you don't want to consider Halloween's idea about eating your mother in law first?

And Finn I think we have a problem.

I was talking to my husband, who is a horror movie watching science geek, and he says we can't eat a Zombie without turning into a Zombie ourselves.

He says that in movies and in real life (In Africa...there is a parasite that results in brain damage, and then animation of the corpse for 24 hours) zombies are created by viruses, bacteria, or parasites.

We cannot eat any part of the Zombie with out being exposed to this virus, bacteria, or parasite.

The cat would be first. Then Snickers he's a 3 year old daschund and then Auggie he's a 1 year old daschund. Auggie is kind of beefy so I figure by the time we get to him we'd be starving..lol. Without going into detail my Mother in law isn't even allowed to step foot in my house. I'd sooner throw her to the zombies and watch her suffer. I'm not a violent person.. I can just hold a really good grudge .

Alright, here's the plan - everybody bring their M-I-L's with them. We'll use them to throw to the zombies as a distraction.