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Originally Posted by propmistress
Great idea Finn but....
What happens is the tank rusts shut before you can get out? I have heard Zombie attacks can last a loooooooog time.
And a lot of tanks are pretty small inside... how do you place enough provisions inside to survive?
And where would one even find a tank?
Do you think they sell them on ebay so we can stock up? 
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Those are all interesting points that you've brought up. I answer them one at a time.
1) Rust - This is a red, white and blue american tank you are talking about, not a former Soviet republic. Tank maintenence in these United States, is second to none. That tank will have enough grease on it to last until the second coming (which should be enough time).
2) Provisions - I don't need to stock up on provisions, I have a tank. I'll just come to your house, since I now know that you have plenty.

You wouldn't say no to a man with a tank, would you?
3) Where to find a tank - More than likely, the National Guard has been mobilized due to the zombie issue. The tank driver had the same doubts that you have raised and actually got out of his tank. Unfortunately, the zombies got him and now his tank is idling on the corner waiting for a new master.