Thread: Church to burn pile of candy unless Halloween is canceled

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Came across this forum by accident after someone posted a link to it on facebook today and felt I would spread the humor.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=47

Apparently this church believes Halloween is Satan's birthday and has prohibited its members from participating in it.

They have one topic where they admit to stealing Halloween decorations from people's houses:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50688

An article about how yard haunters are all perverts and kidnappers:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51396

As outlined in the previous reasons these Yard Haunters are nothing more than a group of social outcasts and sex offenders, cast aside by society and left to live a life in the shadows. Due to watching hours of child porn, horror movies, and internet snuff films, these people have created a sick fantasy world in their heads that manifests itself on Halloween when such sick behavior is looked at as normal. Due to years of watching videos of people being beheaded by terrorists, these people see decapitated and tortured bodies when they close their eyes, they see zombies rising from the grave to feast upon the living in their dreams, and they wish that they lived on a farm in the middle of Texas so teenagers that ran out of gas will be marooned on their property to be slaughtered in a horrific manner. On Halloween these fantasies take shape as they construct their vile dreams into a reality. To many parents it looks like Halloween fun, but in reality it is the work of mentally-ill people that can no longer tell the difference between the fright films they love and reality. Why would you want people like this around your children?

They're even planning on burning a giant pile of Halloween candy on October 31st "Unless Halloween is officially canceled and outlawed in the United States." http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52190

I can't help but think a few of them are trolls, but with the amount of posts and the years they've been posting on it...I can't imagine that they're ALL trolls. Either way it's still hilarious/disturbing that there are people like this in the world.

It's a satire site. Landover Baptist is a fake church and they do funny things like this all the time as a parody of the extremes of fundamentalist Christianity .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

Hee, yeah, here I was about to get all offended and then I saw the URL was for Landover -- it's total satire. They're super funny.

ROFLMAO! When i was a kid, people believed that playing Dungeons and Dragons was a form of devil worship. Its good to see those people are still keeping active with their crazy beliefs.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51396
I came across this on accident and couldnt belive what i was reading.

Wow! Just when you think you have seen it all. I see he has quite a following on his thoughts, three.

Haha... I like that. It's funny.

No, it's not real

as discussed in the humor section in the forum, its a satire site

they make fun of extremist fundamentalist christian types and such

some funny stuff on that forums

How I wish he was my neighbor, I simply love making **** like that miserable.

Not real, see the discussion in the humor section.