Thread: The Clever Pumpkin Farmer:

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The pumpkins were looking very beautiful, his patch was full and very inviting ..so he made a sign and posted it where passerbys could easily read it:"One of these Pumpkins is poisoned."

A day later someone else had placed another sign beside his that said:"Now Two Of Them Are."

When he was a teenager he and friends drove passed a farmer's cider stand, it was starting to get dark, they drove back passed again, the farmer left several jugs of cider right out on the table!
They drove by again, parked 3/4 of a mile away, the man telling the story said he was elected to crawl through the grassy ditch the whole distance to steal the cider.
It was a long crawl! He got infront of the abandoned cider table, stuck one arm up, grabbed the gallon jug and crawled all the way back to the waiting car .
They began swigging it down.. "Vinegar!!!"
Ahh! It's good for what ails you! Some people swear by it, they were swearing at it!
Crime doesnot pay!!!! HAHAHAHAH!
True story.