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    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

    He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."

    She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

    She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that -
    1) you have to be single and
    2) you must be Catholic."

    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

    "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

    The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

    "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

    "Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

    The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party!"
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    snickering.........
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    OMG that is one hell of a joke.
    Eventhough I am Dead it is always warm inside my bed.
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    lol good joke
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    dam,,,, thats wrong,,, but funny as hell...i better watch out for the nuns at my party on saturday...
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    That is a good joke!
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    Wow... that's just wrong...as I type this and put it into an e-mail I'm sending to my priest. lol
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    Now that's good
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    Thank god, i never take a cab and i have never hada nun fantasy. Now i have another thing that i'm scared of.....KEVIN!!!!
    EVERY DAY TO ME IS HALLOWEEN!
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    Great joke, textmaster, or, did that REALLY happen???? Hmmmm....
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