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10-08-2009, 03:37 AM
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The Great Pumpkin
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Why are pumpkins better than men.....
Why are pumpkins better than men?
1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
3. One usually makes a better pie.
4. They are at on the doorstep waiting for you!
5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.
6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.
8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.
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10-09-2009, 03:44 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gothikren
Why are pumpkins better than men?
1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
3. One usually makes a better pie.
4. They are at on the doorstep waiting for you!
5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.
6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.
8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.
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lol so true, plus he can't talk back 
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10-09-2009, 06:40 AM
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The Mrs. to a MysterE
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LOL!! I'm printing these up to hand out at my party!
Soooo funny - so true! 
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10-12-2009, 07:04 AM
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Werewolf
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Pumpkins can't mow the lawn!
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10-14-2009, 09:13 PM
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Werewolf
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And what do they have in common?...
The ones with a broken stem will always get chosen last. 
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10-15-2009, 01:16 AM
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The Great Pumpkin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Blumpkin
Pumpkins can't mow the lawn!
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lol true, but some of us do that without a mans help 
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10-18-2009, 09:36 PM
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The Great Pumpkin
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: The beautiful State of Washington
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NIL8r
And what do they have in common?...
The ones with a broken stem will always get chosen last. |
Very rarely can some one get me to chuckle with a joke, but this one got me laughing pretty good.
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10-18-2009, 09:41 PM
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The Great Pumpkin
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Oh so true, but a pumpkin wont rub your shoulders after a really stressful day at work, either.
*Disclaimer: I have to put that, since my pumpkin, err, husband is on this forum.
HAHAHAHA.
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10-19-2009, 05:26 AM
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The Great Pumpkin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dixie
Oh so true, but a pumpkin wont rub your shoulders after a really stressful day at work, either.
*Disclaimer: I have to put that, since my pumpkin, err, husband is on this forum.
HAHAHAHA.
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lol tell him that you stuck up for his sex in the forum, so as a reward you demand full body massages every night from now on.
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10-21-2009, 07:31 PM
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The Great Pumpkin
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is acturally useful for a few weeks a year
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