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About LinkBacksSorry... At first I thought your post was a reply to MY post.Originally Posted by halloween_sucks_in_the_uk
lol true, but some of us do that without a mans help
My minds back out of the gutter... for now.
Enjoy your Halloween everyone!
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The Great Pumpkin
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10-29-2009,10:10 AM
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jester girl
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10-30-2009,06:57 AM
and pumpkins don't snore.
lol nil.? coulrophobia ?
don't laugh, this fear is contagious
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11-14-2009,07:16 PM
Lol, very nice!
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Skullboy Fanclub Pres.
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01-25-2010,05:58 PM
Pumpkins smell better when you burn them with a candle.
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The Great Pumpkin
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01-26-2010,08:27 PM
haha it does sound dirty if you think about it lol....out of contex of corse Originally Posted by halloween_sucks_in_the_uk
lol true, but some of us do that without a mans help
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The Great Pumpkin
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01-26-2010,08:30 PM
HAHA that's great lol Originally Posted by NIL8r
And what do they have in common?...
The ones with a broken stem will always get chosen last.
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01-26-2010,08:30 PM
good joke.
Eventhough I am Dead it is always warm inside my bed.
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The Great Pumpkin
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08-31-2010,04:53 PM
This thread is so funny!
I just HAD to give it a bump!
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Las Killinas Cemetary
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09-01-2010,07:58 PM
Why are pumpkins better than men? Really?... LOL!
1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from. But many not matured or full of seeds...
2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile. Some Men can do that as well as long as you don't hit, scratch or bite too hard!
3. One usually makes a better pie. Hey I make the best apple and berry pies!
4. They are at on the doorstep waiting for you! I have waited at the doorstep for many women in my time, sometimes received no answer...
5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face. I LOVE liquid latex, Halloween FX and masks!
6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out. I always smell good! At times when nature calls I am very courteous, I run outside or to the nearest restroom!!! LMAO!
7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with. Well I think my head is empty at times but also filled with mush matter, some may even say a bit fluffy!
8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be. As for this I must say I get lit-up only when appropriate, needed per my wife's demand.
So yes some men are better than pumpkins! And I don't see any pumpkins paying the huge house note, the new car bill or the occasional plumber needs!
A Halloween prop is a terrible thing to waste..
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09-02-2010,12:56 PM
Ter_ran, maybe you ought to start a thread on why a pumpkin is better than a WOMAN!! I got your first line here:
A pumpkin will not get upset cause you picked another pumpkin cause it has better shape than it.
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