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Old 09-28-2009, 08:30 PM
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Default real quick lamo joke
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

FROSTBITE!!!


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Old 09-28-2009, 09:20 PM
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haha!


What did the bat say to the witch's hat?

"You go on ahead, I'll hang around for a while"
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Old 09-29-2009, 12:19 AM
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Heard about the ghost that skinned his knee?

He got a BOO! boo.
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:35 PM
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What do vampires call Olympic runners?

Fast food.
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Old 09-30-2009, 08:58 PM
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Dang, I've heard some doozies before but THESE take the cake.
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Do witches stay home on weekends?

No! They go away for a spell!
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Old 10-08-2009, 03:35 AM
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What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...
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Old 10-09-2009, 11:47 AM
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What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling

What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coffin?" (coughing)

What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
Lemon-Slime
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Old 10-09-2009, 03:55 PM
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What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost when they got into the car?

"Don't forget to buckle your sheet-belt!"
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Old 10-15-2009, 04:30 AM
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Why do hillbillies love Halloween?

One word: Pump kin
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