What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
FROSTBITE!!!
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Thread: real quick lamo joke
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real quick lamo joke –
09-28-2009,07:30 PM

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09-28-2009,08:20 PM
haha!
What did the bat say to the witch's hat?
"You go on ahead, I'll hang around for a while"
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09-28-2009,11:19 PM
Heard about the ghost that skinned his knee?
He got a BOO! boo.
I'm a Halloween Bride! 10/31/2002
Where there is no imagination there is no horror.
~Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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09-30-2009,02:35 PM
What do vampires call Olympic runners?
Fast food.
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09-30-2009,07:58 PM
Dang, I've heard some doozies before but THESE take the cake.
PsYcHo StYlE
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09-30-2009,08:35 PM
Do witches stay home on weekends?
No! They go away for a spell!
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10-08-2009,02:35 AM
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...
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10-09-2009,10:47 AM
What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coffin?" (coughing)
What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
Lemon-SlimeI'm a Halloween Bride! 10/31/2002
Where there is no imagination there is no horror.
~Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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10-09-2009,02:55 PM
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost when they got into the car?
"Don't forget to buckle your sheet-belt!"
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10-15-2009,03:30 AM
Why do hillbillies love Halloween?
One word: Pump kin



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