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    real quick lamo joke
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    What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

    FROSTBITE!!!


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    haha!


    What did the bat say to the witch's hat?

    "You go on ahead, I'll hang around for a while"
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    Heard about the ghost that skinned his knee?

    He got a BOO! boo.
    I'm a Halloween Bride! 10/31/2002

    Where there is no imagination there is no horror.
    ~Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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    What do vampires call Olympic runners?

    Fast food.
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    Dang, I've heard some doozies before but THESE take the cake.
    PsYcHo StYlE
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    Do witches stay home on weekends?

    No! They go away for a spell!
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    What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
    "Do you believe in people?"

    Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
    They're so wrapped up in themselves...
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    What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
    Spelling

    What did one casket say to the other casket?
    "Is that you coffin?" (coughing)

    What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
    Lemon-Slime
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    What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost when they got into the car?

    "Don't forget to buckle your sheet-belt!"
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    Why do hillbillies love Halloween?

    One word: Pump kin
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