Thread: a true halloween story

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<> A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a...
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<> BUMP... BUMP...BUMP... behind him.
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<> Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him,
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<> BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
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<> Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...
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<> faster ...faster...faster...
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<> BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
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<> He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him...
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<> However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...
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<> clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...lappity-BUMP...on the heels of the terrified man...
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<> Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
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<> His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps...
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<> With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
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<> The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ...
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<> His hand comes to rest on a large bottle of Robitussin.
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<> Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition...
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<>and ...
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<> finally ...
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<> ... the coffin stops

I love it!

HA! Had to share that one with the wife. That was great!

Delightful