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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of him characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with asuggestion that he said he read about in a medical journal which stated, "If you want your breasts to grow, then every daytake a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything to get larger breasts I did what he said, I got a piece of toilet paper andstanding in front of the mirror, rubbed it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again.
Thread: The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
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The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
The Great Pumpkin
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The Miracle Of Toilet Paper –
03-11-2009,08:13 AM
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional
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Skullboy Fanclub Pres.
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03-11-2009,05:22 PM
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The Great Pumpkin
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03-11-2009,05:40 PM
Oh, I would just have to kill that man.
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Vlad the Impaler
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03-13-2009,03:53 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you stake my heart?
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Keeper of Lost Souls
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03-13-2009,04:21 PM
Thats funny!
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Crypt Keeper
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03-14-2009,12:22 AM
ah ah...
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Listen to them...The Children Of The Night...
What sweet music they make !
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The Great Pumpkin
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03-14-2009,01:19 AM
Every time I see this thread on Recent Posts, I click on it, thinking is some new toilet paper mache trick... get all excited, and see that (*#&(*# joke again. LOL. Grrrr @ men.
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Sculptress of Scare
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03-14-2009,01:03 PM
Lmao!!!
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BAD INFLUENCE
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03-14-2009,11:59 PM
Ya know , when I told my 1st wife this , I was able to see after 3 weeks !!!!
When I told my 2nd wife this ...................it took about 5 weeks before I could see again!!
The moral of the story??? KEEP YOUR @#$%^&*() MOUTH SHUT!!!!!! LMAO!!!__________________________________________________ __________
Money won't buy you happiness, but it will buy me another case of beer
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Insert Witty Comment Here
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03-18-2009,08:44 AM
It's like I heard the other night:
Married Men have 2 choices...they can be right or they can be happy
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