Thread: 20 truths about men

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Originally Posted by deadgirl09

men you gotta love them............just like men gotta love women..........there is man bashing and there is women bashing...........have you ever heard of a dumb blonde man joke ? I don't think so. lol

never thought of it before but very true.
i did like the jokes though, very funny.

Originally Posted by deadgirl09

men you gotta love them............just like men gotta love women..........

Not true, what if you are homosexual ?,(not that there is anything wrong with that,except maybe some of the more flamboyant clothing attire)

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reminds me of a joke i heard one time...
this couple gets married and they go to the motel
once in the room the husband decides now is as good a time as ever to set the ground rules
he takes off his pants and hands them to her and says, "put these on"
she steps into them and pulls them up and says, "i can't wear your pants"
and he says, "remember that, i wear the pants in the family"
she then steps out of her pants and hands them to him and says, "put these on"
he looks at her pants and says, "i can't get in your pants"
and she replies, "and you never will with your attitude"

Originally Posted by hallorenescene

reminds me of a joke i heard one time...
this couple gets married and they go to the motel
once in the room the husband decides now is as good a time as ever to set the ground rules
he takes off his pants and hands them to her and says, "put these on"
she steps into them and pulls them up and says, "i can't wear your pants"
and he says, "remember that, i wear the pants in the family"
she then steps out of her pants and hands them to him and says, "put these on"
he looks at her pants and says, "i can't get in your pants"
and she replies, "and you never will with your attitude"

If a broad told me that , I would slap her silly, then pull her by her hair off the ground and order her to go to the kitchen to make me a delicious sandwich.....MAN POWER BABY!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by wristslitter

If a broad told me that , I would slap her silly, then pull her by her hair off the ground and order her to go to the kitchen to make me a delicious sandwich.....MAN POWER BABY!!!!!!!

sounds familiar....was i engaged to you about 13 years ago? and do you even realize what was in that sandwich i made for you?

wristslitter, you ever see the burning bed with farrah fawcett? so how do you like your meat loaf?

Originally Posted by shadowless

sounds familiar....was i engaged to you about 13 years ago? and do you even realize what was in that sandwich i made for you?

Love? Thats the secret ingredient in all my fabulous meals, so I would say you put love in my sandwich, sorry bout the breakup, it wasnt you, it was me.