Thread: Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

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Curl up into a ball on the floor and moan, "The voices, the voices..."

If you're travelling alone, but the elevator stops before you reach your floor, scream as loud as you can before the doors open, but then act completely calm when the doors open.

Believe me, anyone waiting for the elevator heard you.

Have a heated conversation with yourself. Argue, bicker, stop mid-sentence as though someone else has cut you off, etc. Then, as the doors open on your floor, reach into your pocket or briefcase and announce, "Oh, there's my phone!".

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Part, raise the eyebrow and say:"Ugh! Who was it?".

Say "safety."

Put on a business suit with a white shirt. make bullet holes with blood. lay on floor. fake corpse.

good:
make fart noises out of the corner of your mouth.
better:
whoopi cushion between your arm and rib cage.
best:
canned fart

you can never go wrong with the voices..... or i see dead people even....

Perform a karaoke version of whatever instrumental song (aka Muzak) is playing in the elevator and add your own dance routine.

Take a bow after the song.

Ask the audience to vote for you.

Or ask the Judges for your score.