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Old 10-04-2009, 03:05 PM
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Curl up into a ball on the floor and moan, "The voices, the voices..."
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Old 10-04-2009, 08:08 PM
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If you're travelling alone, but the elevator stops before you reach your floor, scream as loud as you can before the doors open, but then act completely calm when the doors open.

Believe me, anyone waiting for the elevator heard you.
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Old 10-04-2009, 08:12 PM
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Have a heated conversation with yourself. Argue, bicker, stop mid-sentence as though someone else has cut you off, etc. Then, as the doors open on your floor, reach into your pocket or briefcase and announce, "Oh, there's my phone!".
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Old 10-06-2009, 12:34 PM
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Good thread!
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Old 10-07-2009, 02:12 AM
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Part, raise the eyebrow and say:"Ugh! Who was it?".
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:42 PM
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Say "safety."
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Old 10-30-2009, 05:21 AM
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Put on a business suit with a white shirt. make bullet holes with blood. lay on floor. fake corpse.
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Old 10-30-2009, 05:22 AM
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good:
make fart noises out of the corner of your mouth.
better:
whoopi cushion between your arm and rib cage.
best:
canned fart
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Old 11-01-2009, 07:43 PM
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you can never go wrong with the voices..... or i see dead people even....
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Old 11-02-2009, 12:42 AM
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Perform a karaoke version of whatever instrumental song (aka Muzak) is playing in the elevator and add your own dance routine.

Take a bow after the song.

Ask the audience to vote for you.

Or ask the Judges for your score.
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