Thread: ..Thats how th' fight started...

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Captain once again you have me laughing Thank you for that

LMAO, very funny stuff there.

Well, 10 years ago my wife had cadariacs (sp) in her eyes and had to have the lens in her eyes replaced with artifical lens.
After they healed I noticed that if the light hit her eyes at a certain angle they would glow a golden color and it looked kinda scarey.

We were set up at a flea marked shortly after that, the sun was starting to set, so I thought it would be a good idea for my wife to come out from under the tent and stand in the light so the light would shine in her eyes producing that golden color.

But, not thinking I yelled at her "Honey, why don't you come out here and scare people"

That she has never forgotten.

True story, I'm sorry to say.

Captain, that was great! Thanks, we all need to laugh in these times.

While on a Cancun overnite, I decided to try some different local drinks, while texting(actually emailing) one of my friends.. being funny, I wrote that "I may, or may not have slept with a Simone, coulda been Simon, wasnt sure.." The emails went thru the mail server that downloads email, and it's replies, on our home computer.. thats how the fight started..

During a disagreement with the wife, she told me, "You're not as funny as you think"
I replied, "Well, you're not as pretty as you think", and that's how the fight started...

She said, "You are so much less attractive when I'm sober"
I replied "Thank goodness it's not that often"
Thats when the fight started...

two good ones capt.

Very funny CapnJack. I enjoyed those.

My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your fina...l answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And thats how the fight started....

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A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And thats how the fight started....


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'ello luv. Overdue for that date on Tortuga are we? I'll be a sittin' by the tellie luv. (wink wink)

funnnny mt. that's the old spark. i do believe i hear hear the phone ringing. lol. and do you have the right answer for the [good ?] capt. lol

good ones capt.