Thread: lame halloween joke time

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What did one casket say to the other casket?

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"Is that you coffin over there?"

On Halloween night, the doorbell rings at one man's house. He opens the door...

"Trick or Treat!" a young boy says.

Man - "What are you dressed as?"

Kid - "Rocky"

Man - "Cool costume! Here is some candy for you. Have a great Halloween!" and then he closes the door.

Ten minutes later, the doorbell rings again and the man opens the door.

"Trick or Treat!" a young boy says.

Man - "Hey! Didn't I just see you 10 minutes ago? You're dressed as Rocky, right?"

Kid - "Nope. That wasn't me. I'm Rocky 2!"

(how lame is that?? )

O.K., I have to get in on the lame jokes, too.

The Mom asks the little boy what he wants to be for Halloween? He says, "Argh, me wants to be a pirate." So the Mom makes him a pirate costume complete with a hat. Halloween night comes, and the boy excitedly puts on his pirate costume, but the hat's a too big. Mom convinces him that it'll be O.K. just go out and talk like a pirate when you're trick or treating. He goes out and the first house he stops at he yells "Argh, trick or treat, me hearties!" A man comes out to give him candy, sees the cute pirate with the oversize hat and says "A pirate, eh? Where are your buckaneers?" The little pirate responds "Argh, underneath me buck'n hat!"

Originally Posted by Skulkin

O.K., I have to get in on the lame jokes, too.

The Mom asks the little boy what he wants to be for Halloween? He says, "Argh, me wants to be a pirate." So the Mom makes him a pirate costume complete with a hat. Halloween night comes, and the boy excitedly puts on his pirate costume, but the hat's a too big. Mom convinces him that it'll be O.K. just go out and talk like a pirate when you're trick or treating. He goes out and the first house he stops at he yells "Argh, trick or treat, me hearties!" A man comes out to give him candy, sees the cute pirate with the oversize hat and says "A pirate, eh? Where are your buckaneers?" The little pirate responds "Argh, underneath me buck'n hat!"

Awesome

I hope you don't mind... but I am going to repeat that one!

And here is another really bad one fur ya all.

What is a hillybillies favorite thing about Halloween?


Pumpkin

and another...

This one was around when I was in garde school.

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Warlocks have Hall-o-weenies.

Hey,

What did Drac say to his girlfriend?

I'll be up all night...
until you give me wood.

It's hard to keep a dead man down.

OUCH!

That was cute!

So a skeleton walks into a bar and says, give me a beer and a mop.

wow, I am having a hard time here containing my out of control blank stare. blink blink

One of my boys' favorites.....



What did the skeleton say to the vampire?




You suck!