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    The Witches have gone to lunch!
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    A friend I worked with told me a funny story about going to a farmer's house
    one Saturday and found him trying to to get his tractor started. The farmer
    would tinker with it, try to start it, no luck! This went on all morning. The
    farmer kept blaming it on witches! The witches were using magic to keep
    his tractor from starting. At that time they use to test the local air raid siren
    every Saturday at noon, so when he heard the siren go off, the farmer said,
    "Well, it's noon, maybe those #%#% witches will go to lunch and I can
    start my tractor now!" You guessed it! The tractor started right up! I told my
    friend that maybe he was right about the witches! What do you think?
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!
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    That's a cute story
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    A better story would be what he did to piss off the local coven.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maximpakt View Post
    A better story would be what he did to piss off the local coven.
    Probably wouldn't decorate his farm for Halloween! That would do it.
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!
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    Cute story!
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    Haha, nice story.
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