A man walks into a bar sits down at a table with group of guy's after B.S. ing for awhile he goes up to the bar and orders a drink. He says to the bartender: you look like a gambling kinda guy, I tell you what I bet you a dollar I can bite my right eye the bartender says alright the guy pulls out his right eye and bites it (fake eye). The guy says to the bartender okay I'll give you a chance to get your money back I'll bet 20.00 dollars I can bite my left eye. The bartenders says okay *thinking to himself I saw this guy walk in so I know he can't have two fake eyes* The guy pulls out his false teeth and bite's his left eye. the bartender pays the and the guy says I feel kinda guilty so I'll give a chance to make a boatload of money I'll bet you a hundred I can pee from right here in that glass *sliding his empy glass all the way to the end of the bar* at the end of the bar. The bartender eagerly accepts the bet knowing full well there is no way in hell this guy could do it. The guy stands, unzips, and starts peeing everywhere, not one drop lands in the glass. The bartender is exstatic and laughing his ass off. The guy pays the bartender his 100.00 dallors and just starts chuckling and laughing. The bartender ask's why are you laughing you just lost a 100.00 dallors to me. The guy responds saying I know but you see I bet those guy's over there 500.00 dollars I could piss all over you and your bar and make you laugh about it.

A blonde driving a sport car really fast, was pulled over by a blonde motorcycle cop.. The cop says, "I need to see your license and registration.."

The blonde driver, annoyed that she was pulled over, rifles thru her purse looking for her license, says.. "License??? License?? What does it look like??"

The blonde cop says, "You know, its a little card... has your picture on it.."

The driver, thinks for a moment.. pulls out her compact, looks at it and says "is this it?"

The cop looks at it, and says, "Yes, oh, I'm sorry, I didnt realize you were a cop also, you're free to go..."

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Those are pretty funny!!!!

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From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

A string walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender tell him "Hey, we don't serve string in here - get out!"
So the string goes outside, rolls around in the street and shreds himself on the curb and then ties himself into a big snarl.
He gets back up and goes back into the same bar, and orders a beer.
The bartender looks at him and says "Aren't you the same string that just came in here a minute ago?"

The string says "NO! I'm a frayed knot!"


*say it out loud*

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Where there is no imagination there is no horror.
~Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

"Olive or Twist"....?

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Dr. Morbius, you rocked this thread!

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