Thread: Trick or Treat by Your Sign

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Trick or Treat by Your Sign
Aries: pushes the others aside to get to the door first.
Taurus: will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.
Gemini: goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.
Cancer: stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.
Leo: plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea. Virgo: wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper.
Libra: is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.
Scorpio: isn't in it for the candy.
Sagittarius: will manage to wander to the next town.
Capricorn: makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.
Aquarius: builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.
Pisces: skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.

I'm a leo. That one doesnt really fit for me. I'm a Gemini