Thread: No Chitt, or else!

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Last night a honeymoon couple was going through my house , the Ravens Grin Inn Haunted House, they were not first timers at marriage, they were quiet almost shy through most of the tour, then upon arriving at the Bad Dream Bed the husband balked at laying down on it.
His new bride chided him and told him that he was going to do it!

He expressed doubt (and could that also be fear?)
She finally told him, "If you don't do this, you won't get "chitt" from me tonight!"
He did it. then the roles reversed and it was her turn and she was the fearful one!
In almost 20 years of doing tours everynight of the year I have never heard anyone say this to their man before in such circumstances!
I had to laugh right out loud infront of them both when she said that to him.
When it comes to "People", you have never heard or seen it all!

You just have to "love" your life ! What stories you have to tell and what you have seen its just mind boggoling. No booze needed no mushrooms no weed its just simple humanity at its finest hour. I could go on but I will leave that to the master "yourself"

By the way I am trying to get up there next month to the show and out to your place so if the plans work out for 07 I will see ya soon if not well we have 08 to try again.

RUAFRAID ?

A few nights after they were here(newlyweds) I closed early because the weather was rian-freezing to ice, then snow (6 inches forecast), then 7 people showed up for a tour! they had driven for 2+1/2hours to get here and were alot of FUN!
The redheaded woman in their group was brought here for her first time , it was also her birthday, she kept trying to out ad-lib me but I kept ahead of her with the comebacks and then she would laugh hysterically!!
(And some wonder why I'm open during these winter months?)
Can't have this much fun in October!