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The Great Pumpkin
- Join Date
- Sep 2005
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Your neighbors know it is November 1st when . . . –
09-03-2006,02:55 PM
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The Great Pumpkin
- Join Date
- Jul 2006
- Location
- Lehigh Valley, PA
- Posts
- 259
09-03-2006,05:33 PM
There is candy strewn all over the street, left by TOTs who ran from your house screaming.
Nyx
(aka 1313 Mockingbird Lane)
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The Great Pumpkin
- Join Date
- Jun 2004
- Location
- USA
- Posts
- 903
09-03-2006,06:56 PM
When I tell them I am ready for next year.
Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints....
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The Big Kahuna of Fright
- Join Date
- Apr 2004
- Location
- Pago Pago, American Samoa
- Posts
- 3,427
09-03-2006,10:48 PM
When they ask, "What happened tp the Graveyard?"
Wolfman
"Because a Child's mind is a Terrible Thing not to mess with."
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The Great Pumpkin
- Join Date
- Mar 2005
- Location
- Maine
- Posts
- 263
09-11-2006,01:46 AM
You can be seen through the brightly lit windows of your home, at 4 am, wearing your lucky forum t-shirt, stretching, jogging in place, gulping down coffee, checking your watch, the computer displaying the latest traffic reports, checkbook in your shirt pocket, hunched over the kitchen table, scanning the newspaper open to the shopping pages...
Post halloween sales...oh yeah baby!!!Torturous. Malicious. Enslaving men to fulfill your evil and selfish desires. We could be such good friends.
Di-Ellen
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The Great Pumpkin
- Join Date
- Sep 2003
- Location
- Chicago
- Posts
- 565
09-20-2006,08:52 AM
You get your anit-depressant medication refilled for a year.
" There could be no doubt of the design of my tormentors. Oh, most unrelenting! Oh, most demoniac of men! 'Death,' I said, 'any death but that of the pit.'"
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The Great Pumpkin
- Join Date
- Sep 2004
- Location
- IN. USA. EARTH.
- Posts
- 598
10-26-2006,12:11 AM
- When they find you laying on your front lawn amid dropped candy and your props sobbing uncontrollably.
- When you keep looking up at the sky and screaming "Why god, why??? I can't make it another 364!!!"
- When you're not home, but in a tent setup in the parking lot of a holloween store. And you've gotten all your family members to go to camp out at other halloween stores.End Male Genital Mutilation. Don't circumcise.
Restore your fore' http://foreskinrestorationchat.info/
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Werewolf
- Join Date
- Oct 2004
- Location
- Celebration, Florida
- Posts
- 60
10-27-2006,03:00 PM
-When the curse on your haunted home and yard has been mysteriously lifted and your house actually looks like the others in the neighborhood.
-When you talk their ears off telling them about all the plans you have for next year!
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The Great Pumpkin
- Join Date
- Oct 2006
- Location
- Omaha NE
- Posts
- 222
10-28-2006,12:28 AM
When they hear the whirring, banging, whizzing, and rattling sounds coming from my garage as I work on next years props!
Happy Haunting!!
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Vampire
- Join Date
- Aug 2006
- Posts
- 34
11-01-2006,12:32 PM
when kids walking home from school say to there unlucky friends who didnt get to see it say "it was right here!!" ya sure it was.....
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