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    Jesterphatt
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    Default Im a Birate – 07-19-2005,09:50 AM


    Halloween night I sit and wait for the kids to show up

    the door bell rang and I opened up the door to see a 4ft pirate..

    as I handed him his candy I asked him "and who are you little man?"

    He replied loudly and with a speech impetiment
    "I am a Birate"

    "Huh?"

    "A Birate" as he raised his cutlass and pointed to his eye patch.

    "Ohh, you mean a Pirate!"

    "Yes a Birate" he repeated

    I looked around behind him and said "and where are your Buccaneers?"

    He pointed "Right here on my Buckin Head"
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    Spooky Chuck
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    Default 08-13-2005,05:54 AM
    Hehe! I have heard that one before, but it NEVER fails to crack me up! Thanks for the laugh!!!
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    Default 10-21-2005,11:00 AM
    A classic. Thanks - I forgot about that one.
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